The bane of my fucking existence. [The Cardician's Tarot ask blog]
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T͘͏e̴̕l̕͡e͡p͜ò̵rt̸͞à̕t͝į͡o̶̴͢n͏ ̸̨͘r̛é̵̢a͢͡l̡ļ̢ý͢ ̵i͏҉s̷̨ ̶̴̀a͏ w̴̨o͘͟͜n̢͟҉ḑ͝er̡҉f͢͠ul̵͡ ͢t̕͠h͢iņ͠g̵͠͞,͜ ̡̢ìşn̡̧’҉͠t͢ ̡i͡t͞?͞҉ ҉̨T̶͞h̷̨a͘t̨͢’҉s ̧͠w̡̛͝h̨y̵ Í͢͞ ́͢ųs̶e͟͜ ̷i͠t͘ ̧̨̧só ̷̛o͝f͝t́̀e͡n̕.̷̧͘ ̛͝A͝ńd̶̢̕ ͜m͘͏a̸͟y͟b̸͜͡e̢͞ I̵ d̴͟o̧҉̵ ú̶n̵͟d̴̵͘er͠e͘̕s̛͡͡t́͟i͜ma̶͡t̛e͞ ̸̸͞y҉o͜u҉̶.̸̢ ̴̧M̨͟͠à̛y̨̕be͝҉ ̵̧͞yo̴ú ̛̛̕undé͏re͞s͜͟t́͟͠į͠m̴a̵͟t̨͠ę̧̢ ͡ḿ͟͢e̛͜.̷̴͘ ҉͝I̸̛͠ ͘͟͠f̸̨ee͡l l͏͏i͘͢ke͡ ͜͟yo̢̧ư̴ ̷͜͞d̨o̧͞,͘ k̷̀ơrt͢͞҉e̛̕ ̀҉̧t̷eé̷҉f.̸̧
Well, I’d rather underestimate you than give you the satisfaction of overestimating. I’m prepared for most shit either way.
And if you feel the need to bring up my fucking height, you must be running out of insults.
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G͔͓͋l̥̈a̞̱͌͊d̄̚ y̥͎ou̍ ͥͫf͙̝i͎̲n̿͛d̘̚ ͉ͫ̿mͦ̍e͚͎̔͂ ͍ã ͫj͔̥oy̲̗,̙ ̗̓͐Sͩ̉a̮̫d̩͒î̙š͔̋ti̠͛̐ͅc̰̝ͯͩ ̥̽͌S̭̖ͧ̆l͑̄u̯̥͂t͚̱ͦ
Oh yes, a “joy”. Because that’s exactly what I find you, and not an idiotic attention seeking bitch who doesn’t know when to fuck off. Of course.
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N̫a̫͐ḣ͚̭̉,͇͇ͬ̿ ̫ͫ̂I̳̳̋ ̆t͈ḧ́ͣi͊͗n̤̱k ͊Ị̿'̋l̙̠̐̊l͇͔ ͎͎s̓͐t̏̔a̪̣y̜͉̾ ͎̳̆̔aͨͦr̰̼ͫ̅òu̙͗n͒d͖̅̄ ͔ͦa̰ñ͐d͌ͯ ̫ͥf̟͚͒ͮuc̽k ̣̱̈̀w͗i̋͋th͓̜ y̰̞o̘̱̊ů̺̝̚ ̻͕s͖ͅoͧ̄m̫̆̿e̘ͨ ͦ̈́m̩̥̌̏o͈ͩͅr͖̊eͧ, ̘C̣̈́ͩa̿͛r̳̻̓nͮi͕̒ͮv̘͎̂a͔̼͌l̥͔ ͂ͅCu̟̦͛n͇͎͑̇ṱ̿
Oh, fucking joy. Just what I needed from a malfunctioning motherfucker.
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W͜h̢i͜͜͞c͠h̕ ̨̡̕is͘͡ ̀͠e͢x̡a̢̨ć͟͜t́ly ̷w͘h҉a̕͘ţ̴͞ ͠I’͏l͞l̕͠ ̧̛do̵͞ ̸w͠h̷͠i҉̢l͟ę y͟óu̴̶͟’r̷e t̢h͜͏i̴̡̛ņ̡ki̷̡n҉͞g̵ ̸y̴̢̛o̕ư̴’̢͞ŗ͝͏ę̕ ̨̀t̸ơ̕o͘ ̷̛m͘͟úch̶̛ ̧o̢f̴҉̧ ̴̡͢a̵̕͢ ͡͏s̶̀m̛͜͟a̧̛r̸̕tą̸ss͡ t̕͝o̕ ̨͞ļ̴̴è̕t̷ ̸̀m͢e ̀͘g͘͠et͏ ̷cl͡o̢s̛e̴ ̨͞͞t̸̷͢o̕͜ ͘͝y̵͡͞o͏u͝͠҉.̷ (2/2)
Well, as much as I appreciate the forewarning, crétin, I won’t need it. Teleportation is a wonderful thing, and I plan to use it in the fullest if it’ll get you to fuck off.
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It̡̨’̨̡͜l̛͡l̶ ̢t͏̷a͟͜ke̵͝ mor̡e̴ ̢th́̕à̷͜n ̷a̶ ̴̵f͢e҉͝w̸ ̕ḿ̷͜ȩa̶̧͡g̸e̷̷͢r͜ ̕͢s͠p̵̸e͜͠l̸̴ls ̷̕t̶̨o͜ ̶͢k̡̛ȩ͠e̶p̸̡͠ ̵ý͟o͢͜u sa͘͘͝f̡͡e̢̨ ̨f͞͏r̷om̧͏ m̕e҉,̵͜ ͡f̡̀o̢͝ļlà͢d͠o͞͞r͠ ͘͏̕d̶e ̵̀l҉͏a̛ ̛͡͏t̕͘a̕r͢je͏́ţ͟a͜. Á̸͜nd̸̢҉ ̀e̕͘v͠é͟n͢ ̷͝͞í̢͠f҉͟ ̡I̴҉͡ ̷d̨o͜n͘’͏̛t̷́ ҉h͏͞҉a͘v̶͡e̛͢͡ ̕҉a͢ ͟c̀h̵͏̡o͢i͏̴c̨e̢͞ i̴͘͟ņ̶̷ ̨͜͡t̢h̵͠e m҉at̵te͟r͢͢҉,̡̕͜ ͡I͢ ̀͟͞c̨a̶͏̢n̷̨ ́s͠t̡́i̡͘l̴͞l̵̡ ͢҉͏ģ̸̡l̢͝i͟͢t͜͞c͏h ̴҉̶n̕èx͝t ̛t̴̢̕ơ͢ ̢ỳ̧͡ò͘u.̡͟͝ (1/2)
You seem to underestimate my spells. Besides, it’s less about safety and more about preference.
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I̪͇f̦̎̀ ̯̇̓nͤo̳t͖ͨ ͇ͬ̚c̘̹͂̓a̰̎͐r̼̓ȋ͕ng̭̎ͅ ̲̮ͩ̿w̿h̟͙̊a̟̖͒t ̖͑oth̹er͕̪ ̇̋p̙͕͂eò̳̓plẽ̘ͦ ͉̖ṫ̎h͗̉i͈̲ͦ̒nk̅̋ m̥͙͋̒ạ̹k̤̍e̒̓s̯̮̏͆ ̳̅m̬̎ͦe̺̣ cͣo̩ͪ͒n͖̥͛c̣͛͛e̻͎itēd͈͐ ͍̄̚i̹̟ͫn ͓y̼o̻̙̒͋ur̻̖̈ ̾e̦ÿ̫e͈ͦš̠̭͌,̐ ̪̎S̠ȉḓ̞̒e̠̽s̞̈́ͩh͖̏oͤw̘̥͌ͤ ̼͓̎̀S̲̭ͥk̅a͇̗͊n͔̉k͇̥ͩ,̃̇ ́t͔͙͒̍h̘e̝ͨn̯̱ ͈͌I̝̣ͧ͒ ̀d͇ͨ̒o̬͆̑n͉͈'̰͎̍t̼ ̙̀ͩfͧͤů̖ͣͅc͍͙̑͗k̿i̥ͧnͥ̍gͣ ̱̚c̤a̦r͚̈́ẹͧ͋
Oh, you’re conceited either way in my eyes. Speaking of which, have you decided to fuck off yet, Vacuous Virus?
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Ẉͯh͔̠͈y̻̩ ̽ṯ̯̾ͨĥ̦̃ͨe̝̯̓ ̭̺̘f̠ͨu̮̻c̭̺͗k͓̱ͭ̔ ̽ͩ͋w̠o̯͍̝͗̚u̻ͨ̈ͤl̬d̙̦ ͕͔̤͋̂I͉͚̥ ̬̟̰ͯl͉̓̑e̖̞ȃ̻̯ͣr͓n̩͍ͭ͌ ̙̘͍o͒̽̀t͖͙ͬh͉̠ͦe̝̭͐r͖͒̐ͤ ͇͊̑͒l̞̼ͬa̲̹ͭ͋̒n̩g͉̙ù͈aͧg͆̚ĕ̳s͓̦̈̽ ̦̪͆ͅĵ͓̳̫́u͑s̽t͔̪̩ f̝̼̣ͩoͤ̑r̜̩͍ͧ ̝͎ͮ͌͋y̫̮ò̦̹͗u͌̋,͈ ̽S͉̥̖͛͌̃u̥ͭ̒i̮̼͇tͥ̓ ̙̤̦̎̔͆o͕̳̎ͪf̤̲̥̊͂ ̓͗S̮̼l͈̥ͫ̄ͩͅu̞̙ẗ́s̏?̹͙̗̓̈
I didn’t ask you to learn them for me, Pixel Prick. Although I don’t know why I’d think you’d bother anyway, you’re clearly conceited enough to think everyone will understand you no matter what language you speak. At least I have the decency to accept that people have diverse ways of communication.
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Ì̵͢’͜l̢͢l̵͏ ͜c͘h͜͜òo̷̧s̢e ̴t͠ó̸͡ be ͟͜ré̡l̴̡o͢c͠҉͘a̡t̨e̢̡͠d̶ ̡̀t̴̢͠ò͏͝ ̀͟r̕i̴ǵh̀t̸ ͞nex̡̨t̡ t̕͘ớ͘ ̛́͝y̛͘o͠͞҉u͞͞, ̴͢s̛̛o̢ ̶͠t̀͟h̕̕a̡t ̧͏I̵̸͠ ̶͡҉ć̷ą̶n fin̵̢a̸̷͢ll͏̡y̵͡ ̢p̸̧ư̧t̶҉ ͘͞t͏͘h̀i̴͘ş ̶͞kn̴͢ìf͘e ̀t̨o̷ ͏̕go͘ó́d̵ ͜use̢͘͜.̶̡͡ (2/2)
First of all, who said you’d have a choice in where you a relocated? And second of all, what makes you think I’ll make it easy for you to use that knife of yours?
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N̨͝o͘͘ţ̷̶ ̸̀͠t̸͜h̸̴ȩ̸ ̡r̛e͜a̶so̶n҉s w҉̸h̛͡y҉ ̶͢I̡̕ c̕͜hos̸e͘͞ ҉̵s̀͘p̡̧a͝҉d͡e̡͠s̀͝͝,̸̸ r̸ø͘v̀h͘ư͢l.̢͜ ́B̶̴u̷̢͘t̕͠ ͘į͏͞t͠’s͞͡ ń̸ơ̸̢t̨͝ ̕͢͞t̶o̷̵ó ͏͘b̷͝a̕ḑ ̸̸̕o͘f ͝a͢ ̴̢f̨̕ą͞t̸ȩ,̀͢ ̡́h̵͜o͘n͠҉ȩ͜s͟͠t̷ly͠. ̸If̷ ̴͜Ì̷̛ ҉d͏́͞i͘͘e̸,̨̕͞ ͏̛I͢͝’̧l̛͡l̕͠ j͜҉u̴s̷҉t ̵ha͜u̶n̶͝t͠͠͠ ҉́y̡o̧u͏r͢ a͠ş҉͡s̛,̨̨͏ ͡͡an͝͡d̶̢ ̢i͏҉f̵͜ ͜͠I̴͞ ̸̨get̷ ͏ŕ̡e̡l̷oc҉̷̧a͘͞t͘͜éd͢, (1/2)
There are spells that can block out haunting shits, morologus.
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H͟m̸͟͠m҉͘.̢̛..̶sp͘͟a̸̵ḑ͞͠e̶͟s̷͠ ̶s̀͞ee̢͢͡m͟҉s͏̶ ̡t̶̴̢ơ̧ ̷̢́s͝u̕i̶̸t͞ ́͡m҉̴e ͜t̡́͢h̴͞e ̷̢m̸̧̨o̧͘st̴.
Nice to know, considering all my Spades are either dead or have been relocated. Hopefully you’ll reach the same fate.
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I͈͔͎s̭͈͚ͧ̉ t͇̙̙͐̃ĥ̰̱ͭǎ̒ͬț͗ ͂̚š̱̲̲́̓u̲̲͊p͖͊p̖͇͖̀̂ͦos̗ḙ͍͋ḋ ̬̍t̯ͬo͚ ̾b͉̦ͭe̘ͩͥͤ a͕̻̫ͯ̓̃n̝͕̳ ͑i̳ͫͪ͛ṇ͕̭ͬͩ̿s͐̽̓û̈́̋l͍͌̇̽ẗ̬̒,͈̉̚ ̥̭͇̾Ċ͓̳a̭͊r̯̓̌͛d͖͂̍ ̖̦̓Cun̜͎̋ͩ̋t͍͕̰?
Perhaps. Maybe if you were more well versed in other languages, you’d know. Pila infantem suum stultus...
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Hewwo, tawot! I’ve got a question for you! What is your favourite passtime? Besides murder and manipulation of course?
I have said before, if you send stupid shit to my inbox, I will find you and gut you while concious. And past time? Well, I have an interest in theatrics, but I assume that was obvious enough.
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Ị͓̏ ͈͋n̺̆e̓ve͔̘͓ͬͫ̏ṟ̞͆̃̅ͩ ̿̊͂s̲̗͋̓̉̚ả͙̐͐̌ị̦͕̘̓̄́̈d̹͔͎̹ͫͬ͌ ̫̤͂Iͥ̏̒̎ ͍̪̻̉ͮ͒d͍̤̹̎̒i͍̅ͪͥd͖nͦ'̳t͎͚̀͆ͪ̚ ̹̈́l̥̞̣ͦͤ̅ͅî̦̇̔͛k̘͓̟ͯͣe͙̻̋ t̥̜̪̉ͪh͙͖ͧe̥͙̬ͧ̽͗ ̽n̆̓â̤͙̄̿̀m̫͆͗̆e̺̹̥̩ͨ̎ͨ ̫͉c͕̭͂̇͌̽aͯ̊l̰̺̬l͑̑̈́i̙̰̖n͖̏g̩̜ͅ
Oh, fuck off meretrix.
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Ẁ̕ȩl͝l̀ ̨̕u̡n̡f̷͏̛o̡͠r҉tun̵͏a̢͜t̨͢èl̨y ̛f҉o͟ŗ̶ yò͢͟ų̶̢,̸̶̛ t́͠҉h̶̀a҉̶t̨ ̡̀͢ẁon̷̡͡’̀t be ̴h̢͘a͡ppe̴̕ǹ͞͏in̨͘g̨̢ ̸͟an͡y͏t͢҉im̴e ̶̷ş̸ơ͠o҉͘n̛͝.͜͜ ̷͝S̛o̢,̸̀ m̴i͡͠ģh͜t ̧̀a̵s͝҉ ͝͞wel҉̛̕l͠ c͝o̸̡nc̸̷e̛͞n̷tr͠a͠t̵́̕ę͝ ͡on̕ f̡i͘͢nd̸͡í̛͝n͟͠g͘͞͏ ̵̷ou͟t̢͏ ͞҉m̧y̕͜͡ ̨̡ì̧̀d͡͏̷e̡ń̢ţi͠ţ͠ý̴͝.̶͞ ͞B̵ut ͟҉̵Į͟ ҉m̴͞é̷͟ą́͡n͟,̴̛͢ ͞í̵t͢͝’̷͢s̵̴͠ u̷̸̡p͡ ̷̧͘t̴̕҉o͝ ̸y̸̴ó͞͡u͜͞ ̴i̴̧͜n̡ ̷t́͞͡hè͘ ̢͟end̸,̸
Fuck. Fine, if you’re so damn insistent on staying...which card suit do you favour?
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E̵ag̴e͢r̢͢͢ t̡o͟ ̴͘f̢i̧ń̛d̀͞ ̡͠m̶̡͜e ̴o҉u̴͝t̢,̷̧ ̨̕͠h̴m͢?͟
Perhaps, although I'm much more eager for the day when you finally fuck off.
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Oh darling as if you think you are this badass person killing everyone left and right let me take your ego down a few notches cause I'm sure Marvin would love to see that or a certain glitch bitch, Tarot you will never know love, friendship and family and I feel sorry for you how dare you stand where Marvin stood tell everyone how you killed him a man that trusted you with his life and you killed him...
First of all, things like love, friendship and family don’t concern me, so using them as an insult is frankly invalid. I couldn’t care less about whether you feel sorry about me, although I’d much prefer if you didn’t
Secondly, when did I ever say I killed Marvin? I have no reason to, and if anything I want to avoid his death occuring for as long as possible.
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Ã̿r̜̮̖̭͐̐è͚̬͔̭ͪ̾ ̜̾w̼ͣ̌̈e̜̫̊ ̦̅͋d͓̂̉ͪ̚o̲̱w̩̗͙̋̆ͅn̮̅̓ͤͣͅg͉͔ͦͥͦȓͦͥ͒a̳̠͍̞̎̈́̅d̳̗in͎͉͚͎̑͐ͣ̋g̳̺͒ͦ͗ͨ ̿t̰͚̼̘ͣ͗͛ͯoͤ͂ ̥ͨ̑ͦi̘̿ͦ͐ͨn̠̗̜ͦ͂̂ś̹̟̟̚ͅu̟̼͔̹̍͋ḷ̼̘̆͛t̰͕̗ͤ̒̐s͍͐̎ ̬aͪ̅̽̑l̥͖͙̟r̟̬͒e͖ã̱͍̙̾̊d̟͇͖͍̽͆y̖̹̙̔̃̇̂?̀̓̃
If it gets you to leave quicker, then yes. Besides, you say that as if you didn't start the namecalling to begin with.
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