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I was looking for a photo of some sparrows and found this gem

‘Get your ass back here’

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Screen gremlin. 1937. Source.

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In the future the way we treat different sleep schedules is going to be thought of as just as weird and barbaric as beating kids for being left-handed. People will read about how we thought certain circadian rhythms were bad and made people take melatonin and use special lights to make their circadian rhythms different, and they will think, "So sad and ignorant...everybody is just afraid of difference."

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I did this instead of homework.

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my son. he can hold many things

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Guys I deleted that post because I didn't have the fucking guts to post the follow-up

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i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

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youre saying this radio gave you head ?

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I’m still so proud of this drawing to this day so I thought I’d upload it to this blog

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reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

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Anyway I stan one ally

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Mommy needs you to smoke the whole cigarette so you grow up big and strong, ok sweetie?

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The Once-Pebbler or something

I need to be put down

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embrace

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lands on the moon