some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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sparkle kitty
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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this this this
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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often
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Happy April 25th Everyone. Remember your light jacket.
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occasional posts from users
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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What is the funniest pokemon move
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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine
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pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories
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Just a few of the comments from YouTube that amused me.
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Watcher, once they read all the comments to their announcement:
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