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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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so I have a really unusual first name /last name combo and I don't think anyone else has it, so I'm curious what it's like for other people
Please reblog to reach more people!
PSA: do NOT share your full legal name on this post, please stay safe
#literally went to high school with a girl who had my exact first and last name#the last name isnt very common#the first name definitely is
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#its a field of daisies with the end of wendy cope's the orange overlaying#i love you#im glad i exist#so im cured
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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I LOVE YOU HOW BIG HOW BLUE HOW BEAUTIFUL HAPPY 10TH RELEASED DAY HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like




AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...
#considering i got#all star by smash mouth#not only am i getting that money#but i would and have sang that song karaoke for fun#without the lyrics anyway
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im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily
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star wars, but it’s just the memes
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
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