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this is how my first game went after months of not playing

died whitin 20 seconds then threw myself off the map by accident

they get 1 point away from knockout and we're wiped out

I grab the rainmaker and throw myself off the map, this time on purpose to get a reset

we get to first checkpoint, no way

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3rd kits???????? Ik twitter is on fire right now

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new splatoon real? 👀

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ok um. what's the second worst piece of splatoon lore do u know

thanks for asking! <3

The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has visible testicles in its concept art! you know. as tanuki statues do.

unfortunately it appears to have been castrated for the final game... but appearances are not what they seem.... if you can clip through the building. zoom in closer.

there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.

(screenshot is from a model rip of S1 inkopolis plaza. if anyone can get a screenshot to confirm if the balls are there in s3 inkopolis plaza PLEASE let me know)

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I've already started digging out and posting old clips, so I might as well go ahead and start posting all of them, starting with my first-ever quad, from the first couple of days of the game's release.

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I'm the reason you always come back to a clean lobby

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A dream I had... he didn't know the counterplay

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two queens maximizing their joint slay

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🐺🧛‍♂️

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splatoon players when they see a crab tank "oh my god. oh my godddd i NEED to contest this crab DIRECTLY in its line of fire ohhhmy god i NEED to."

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Splatoween 2024 has started!

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zombie witch shiver🧪🧠

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look who i found!!! 🐱🎧

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Past, Present and Future!

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two little wizards

[💙KO-FI]

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I posted this on twitter a while ago and forgot here LOL

y’all get ACHT POSTING!!