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upon further investigating and consultation, I've realized that is intact not nick wilde but Fundy. my deepest appologies to the fandom, im going to ghost this account in fear of mcyt stans

I don’t need your apology

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who gave nick wilde a backstory

I don’t need your apology

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stop nutting in the jam and save some for the rest of us

i made jam with the strawberries i grew :)

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meanwhile red panda males have to be kept apart from their families because they’ll try to mate with their children 

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in approximately 16 hours I will be going feral for this jam. just the sheer thought of this jam is powering me through finals. please im begging time itself to deliver me to your house and give me some jam. 

i made jam with the strawberries i grew :)

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I HAVE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR TWENTY MINUTES HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK I NEED TO KNOW 

four cones

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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you've never really experienced fear until your dad walks into your room and your just desperately sitting there trying to change your tab to something heterosexual friendly but then the realization sets in that all (and I mean all) of your open tabs have something aggressively gay on them. 

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blink twice if you need assistance

did the gays claim crystals 

or did crystals claim the gays?

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just gonna drop this and not say a word 

RIP yahoo answers

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I love stupid people, they make great comedy. also to Lauren, Corry, and the porn bot who follows me doesn't mike pence remind you of like david but he got shoved down the alt right pipe line at age eleven and never looked back? like this isn't just me right??? 

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DEARLORD WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE FANFIC ABOUT GAY TOLSTOY AND DOSTOEVSKY 

this is the prompt you have been looking for,,hint hint nudge nudge :] @wantstoflyafraidtofall 

“If you see Dostoevsky, tell him that I love him.”

— Leo Tolstoy, from a letter to Strakhov written c. September 26, 1880

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fuck you, dont tell me what to do.

silence bitch im the stiff knuckle rope here 

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my depression ... g o n e

Don’t be sad, start a secret society.

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I may be a bit to *obtuse* for dark academia but so help me god am I gonna try to struggle my way through pride and prejudice 

not to be dramatic or anything but where’s MY dead poets society

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ok like the poetrys great,, but biTCH LOOK AT THE FUCKIN CLOUDS AHSHSHSHD

Evolution faster than the speed of light,

As the setting sun strikes, just right

Before the rain hits

I could be anything I turn my eye, my mind to, if I could

Beat the shadows growing, it's a fine shape,

I guess,

It's a race.

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brobdingnagian