When I moved in with Dad, he recommended I pack on some winter weight as it “tends to get pretty chilly here.”
One year later, when I noticed Dad admiring my pasty, fattened body I asked, “what do you think, Dad? Think I’ve got enough pork on this belly to stay warm over the winter?”
“No doubt about that, son,” Dad replied, looking proud. “But it’s never too early to start working on your beach bod for next summer.”