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[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]

"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - "

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RYAN GOSLING - BTS of I'm Just Ken

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“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

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big L for twitter

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Fantastic Beasts is suspended indefinitely.

Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.

Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.

Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.

Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.

The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.

Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.

The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.

Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.

Turns out 2022 was really the "find out" year. It took a while but I'm loving this season finale so far.

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pov you are driving through florida

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In the club

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had no idea guerilla made official horizon reaction gifs but here tey are for everybody to gawk at

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Can you imagine a little fairy under here? 

via fairy witch cottagecore vibes

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I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

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#Help him 

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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

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