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hits of 2023

simone , summer and two guys split the pay for a hit after Tyler and his family and Sabrina executed a long and broad slander and framing campaign citywide incl bribing authorities and police. May be motivated by and underwritten by sierra to protect story scapegoating me in faking her death or life since Vic to keep her defrauding hundred grand plus from family hidden. simone has stopped trying…

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Quirks of Canadian Cities: Winnipeg

Quirks of Canadian Cities: Winnipeg

Guest-authored by Mr. Aaron Funk of Winnipeg, Manitoba.

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The Weather Out West

The Weather Out West

I’ve been spending the last half-year getting metagonzo, knee-deep and fancy-free in the glamourous world of BC drug addiction and abject poverty. While throwing up the other day, some fairly well-structured PDFs came out of me. It got me banned from the library, but luckily I preserved them while escaping with only minimal bear mace in my face. (The chicks out here dig it, so whatev. Pour some…

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Quirks of Canadian Cities: Calgary

Quirks of Canadian Cities: Calgary

A long-simmering grudge between Alberta right-wingers and Saskatchewan leftists erupted in the press a few years ago and resulted in the introduction of a private member’s bill to the Alberta provincial parliament by MPP Grant Pfathers-Clox, spokesperson of the Wildrose Alliance Party, which has since merged into the United Conservatives. The intention of the Prairie Embargo Bill was both to make…

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Quirks of Canadian cities: Victoria

Quirks of Canadian cities: Victoria

Victoria is located in 1997 and is the capital city of British Columbia. Its downtown core cradles a harbour inlet on the southern tip of Vancouver Island’s Saanich peninsula, expanding upwards and outwards through neighbouring municipalities and offering a gateway to the Pacific via being situated on the Strait of Juan de Fuca, screaming distance from Washington State’s Olympic Mountains, named…

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Venetian Snares' Hand Throw, the #1 Sound in Belgium

Venetian Snares’ Hand Throw, the #1 Sound in Belgium

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Lusers

Lately, I’ve been stuck exclusively computerneting from shared / public computers in a lab that won’t allow anything requiring Windows admin privileges, are effectively unescalatable, reset more or less everything on restart, etc. So no conventional software installations are possible, and I’m not used to being handcuffed like that but I’m discovering that the playing field has changed…

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Small-City

More decorative font shyste, with Wholecar by Mans Greback: I used several layers of the free version plus some colourizing in PhotoPickle to make this. I believe that if you purchase the full professional licensed version of the font, you get a colourized-text variation included, but it’ll look different in a few ways (the gleam, the slate-coloured train cars, plus idk w/e). HOW YA TYPE?YA…

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Classy War

Givenchy Cotton/Nylon/Polyester $6010 CAD SR Studio LA CA Cotton $2050 CAD Balenciaga Polyamide/Polyester/Polyurethane/Wool/Cotton $4650 CAD You know the phrase, “You’ve gotta be rich to be poor”? This isn’t what they meant.

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Keyboard slouch

You know those little hinges on the underside of most desktop keyboards? The ones that let you optionally elevate the far side depending on the ergonomics of your situation? That some moron has always broken one off, on every public use terminal you have ever sat down at? I just want to say, to the guy who does that: I know who you are. I know who you are and where you are. I am finishing a…

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Ostrich

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Tintin And The Dragon

Tintin And The Dragon

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Dog fucking flower farmers

Dog fucking flower farmers

Rubbing a few ideas together from the Wikipedia entry for Poppy Straw: Avoiding the labor-intensive harvesting of opium by hand was the topic of research for almost 100 years.[8] This research was of notable interest in those countries where opium poppy was an important oilseed crop but due to high labor costs the harvesting of opium was not economic. What was needed was a process that enabled…

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Pilaster Davy's Hex monogram font

Pilaster Davy’s Hex monogram font

You probably aren’t a font nerd, but I went looking for a font earlier to make fun of my irritatingly successful friend Rush and ended up stuck just playing with this font, “Hex” on DaFont. I still haven’t even downloaded it and I’m writing my first post in months to gush about it / keep track of it (fuck bookmarks, blog inanely at whoever to remember things!)I can’t go into everything I love…

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How to how two:

How to how two:

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How to how to:

How to how to:

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The 116 images included in NASA's Voyager project to give aliens an understanding of us

The 116 images included in NASA’s Voyager project to give aliens an understanding of us

In the 1970s, NASA launched four spacecraft which would ultimately be destined for powerless free-floating through interstellar space. In case they were ever encountered and recovered by intelligent alien life, NASA included information about our species and our planet. (more…)