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Would u buy his tangerines ? 🍊

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hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon

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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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cow

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Grocery shopping

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people should just embrace jewel tones already if I see one more house entirely decorated in washed out neutral colours I’m gonna sue someone

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Me at the Chinese buffet when corona virus is eradicated

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not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

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Wallace Polsom, The World Is a Harsh Mistress (2020), paper collage, 18.7 x 26.3 cm.

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im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

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I shall conquer this!

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why is this so fucking funny to me

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