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have we talked about this. i know canonically dragon age half-elves have no elven physical features… this is of course very dumb and we must refuse to accept it at all costs… and as much as i love elf ear alistair what i think actually happened is they “cropped” his elf ears at birth… and maybe he noticed as a child that his ears felt strange or there was this scar that looked different… but there was no one to answer his questions about it… and it was always this strange thing that gnawed at the back of his mind…

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inspired by this post by @vir-adahlen

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These idiots got me and the squad laughing so hard

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krillin penis blast

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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Hostile

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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Wild at Heart (1990) // Dir. David Lynch

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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happy birthday to my number one boy in the world

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i missed yosukes bday

take me out back and put me down

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the white boys are fightingggggg

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My 1000 skinny white guy friends with medium length curly hair and big round glasses told me they are all going to start acting like ralsei from deltarune over text messages as a strategy for getting more heterosexual sex so be on the lookout for that

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Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

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man is a legend