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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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check it out, i jsut made blood and flesh actually kind of sexual and epic. I put a bit of catholic vocabulary in there as well, "the divine" makes an appearence. itslike if romance and death was eating.... well... you get the picture. do you like it? do you? what if i showed you another one? what if i showed you this one? what if i showed you the first one again? what if i showed you another? what about this one? what if i included more raw meat and reference to biting and teeth in it? its good right? ok let me explain its like if, love meat consume godly fuck possession blood gnaw kill each other sexual. yes?

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Like 99% of the annoying “oh is it a fruit or a vegetable” “is a starch a vegetable” shit could be cleared up if people became aware of the fact that these terms mean different things in culinary vs. botanical contexts

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Foie Graphics

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sopping wet hog has a tumblr now!!! @soppingwethog

RETURN OF THE HOG

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leftist rich kids love her <3

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The wonderful thing about Tumblr as a community is that you can make posts which are tailored to cause emotional distress to people with extremely specific backgrounds, and we'll unite to make sure that post reaches those people.

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“The purpose of a system is what it does” she says calling out her plural roommate for leaving dishes in the sink

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

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David and Jonathan from Guido Sanchez's Queer Mythology, illustrated by James Fenner (2024)

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Wrote out the world's worst hyperfixation mashup AU a month or so ago and I figured I might as well start drawing it