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I’m sorry. If you are having a party in your house you must to fill out the mandatory form specifying what kind of party it will be according to the underage drinking broadway scale:
( ) Big fun
( ) Whose house is this
( ) Halloween
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You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.
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this is the thing i want on the top of my wedding cake
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youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will
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when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick
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I had trouble with the talent at my photo shoot yesterday
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[Image: A Valentine’s card featuring a picture of Hermione Granger on a light blue background with the text ‘our love story will be greater than hogwarts: a history’.]
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this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life









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she was a gal and she had a pal can i make it anymore obvious?
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say what you will about gilderoy lockhart but he really took his whole thing and went as far as he could with it and honestly i respect him for it
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