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Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

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I really hope furfrou joins Stantler and Girafarig in the "Weak single stage normal types that get sick evolutions" club because it's a pokemon I have a huge soft spot for but it's been unobtainable for almost a decade

Like look at those stats, not terrible, but I'd never call them good.

Just for comparison, these are stantler and girafarig's stats respectively. Not too different, and I feel like it just makes sense to give Furfrou an evolution in Z-A since we're going back to Kalos.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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True (made by mii)

“If it exists it can be turned into a mii.”

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did yuoeu guys know i made a mii vtuber.

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You know what would be a cool though tense Monster Hunter game? It being a more research game instead of hunter. Essentially PLA for MH, where it's more stealth, survival, and some elements of horror game. With you going out to study and learn monster behavior, with people having very little knowledge and they're actually terrifying, and you're going out with minimal to no combat skills.

All you can really do is try being a ninja researcher, sneaking around, making use of the items you have, and throwing them out to discourage or distract monsters. And if you're successful, you'll get to see new animations, terf wars, more MH lore, the world, and ecology; and a lot of tense moments as these are huge, deadly creatures that can easily overpower you.

And maybe as you level up, you could either go more hunter and adopt some protective tactics, or maybe you wind up befriending a monster and they'll guard you or let you ride them for a quick escape.

Not sure if it'll ever come to be, but I love speculative Monster Hunter ecology, and potentially getting some of it confirmed and having a game circle around it would just be awesome, and getting more of the world and how beautiful and scary nature is, and I think it'd be a really cool but also terrifying game.

To add to it, they can bring back underwater sections to study underwater fauna, which so far, is the least covered of the monster biomes, and I would love coming back to underwater just to see more as they only scratched the surface of what exists and some of the most diverse life is underwater. Also, these monsters can move much faster than you and you'll be more limited in what you can do. Delightfully terrifying.

And ultimate top tier post game content/challenge mode could be trying to observe, sneak around, and study Elder Dragons. Can you just imagine trying to study Fatalis' ecology? The most mystical of all Elder Dragons and it's only known purpose for living is just ending all of humanity. It'd be hard to study, but I would love to see what Fatalis does when they're just vibing.

This is a speculative Monster Hunter game I'd love to play, and I'd be so scared and tense, but it'd be soooo cool just having something that delves more into research than fighting and be more stealth oriented.

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FF and Anasui outfit swap

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YOU!!!!!

@damnwyverngems (thank you for sharing and all that)

I'm trying to get into terrarium building, and I just built my first one. It's very rough, but that's just because I've never done this before. It's themed around the Monster Hunter games, including a small statue of the monster Bloodbath Diablos. Once I get more experience, I'm gonna rebuild it in a larger bowl because I didn't realize just how small the one I got was until I already started lmao

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WHY DID PEOPLE SEE THIS????

I'm trying to get into terrarium building, and I just built my first one. It's very rough, but that's just because I've never done this before. It's themed around the Monster Hunter games, including a small statue of the monster Bloodbath Diablos. Once I get more experience, I'm gonna rebuild it in a larger bowl because I didn't realize just how small the one I got was until I already started lmao

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I'm trying to get into terrarium building, and I just built my first one. It's very rough, but that's just because I've never done this before. It's themed around the Monster Hunter games, including a small statue of the monster Bloodbath Diablos. Once I get more experience, I'm gonna rebuild it in a larger bowl because I didn't realize just how small the one I got was until I already started lmao

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Kinda fucked up how eyelashes, the very things designed to keep shit out of your eyes, can get caught in your eyes and fuck you up way harder

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Me if being a Hammer main in Monster Hunter was a crime

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Tinky ton my beloved

tinky ton

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Idk what Pokemon VGC Tumblr is like but I just need to share an insane battle I just had. I wish SV had Battle Replays, because I'd absolutely share it as proof of what happened.

So, I was just on pokemon SV Ranked Doubles with my trick room team. My opponent brings Water Urshifu, Heatran as the leads and Flutter Mane and Regidrago in the back to my Uranguru and Iron Hands lead with Cresselia and Kingambit in the back.

I'm dominating my opponent the entire game, OHKO-ing all his pokemon until he sends out Regidrago as his single final pokemon.

They manage a Back to back Protect (50% chance) to get out of Trick Room and then uses Dragon Energy which crits (6.25% chance) BOTH Hands and Guru KOing Hands and leaving Guru with 22 HP.

I send out Cress which takes a DE for just over half and use Ice Beam and get a freeze, just for it to Thaw immediately after (20% Chance), but it fails to KO Gambit and Cress, who KO it with another Ice Beam and a Kowtow Cleave.

I was so salty that I went and did a damage Calc, just to see that the crit did in fact matter for it to KO Hands.

And that was the story of one of my most unlucky Pokemon Battles ever.

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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extremely real tweet

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