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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
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Why is this the funniest, most mind blowing shit I’ve seen on the internet
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The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.
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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.
his reanimated corpse son:

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professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment*
me:

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