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a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you 😍" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale

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it’s ok blåhaj, mommy and mommy are just wrestling right now

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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Greek philosophers

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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it's so sicka nd twisted how niccolo machiavelli wrote a book that tried to realistically recount the brutality of 15th century power struggles and his name is now a synonym for Suepr Evil Fucked Up Guy but thomas hobbes wrote a 688-page supervillain manifesto and he gets to have his name associated with an adorable whimsical stuffed tiger forever

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opinion on this catnip toy that was suggested to me while looking for accessories

give your cat the gift of cocaine ball

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Midna

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I wish there were a better way to talk about some hot button issues without pushing the hot button.

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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with

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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

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what do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism. what do you mean my problems are still here

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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love