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Orkney Islands, Scotland

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Glencoe, Scotland

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Comparing the population of Scotland with London.

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The Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, two crows fly over the misty Scottish Highlands, Scotland, UK

Photo by Gavin Hard Castle – Fototrippe

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The new Scottish fiver is the best currency available in the UK.  Just look at it!

No royalty on it, no crusty old white dudes.  Its got:

Author Nan Shepard with the Caingorms and some of her poetry

two mackerel ‘cause fish are better than royalty

a midgie

Scottish Gaelic poetry by Somhairle Mac Gill-Eain on it

that has an English translation under UV light

Just, I really fecking love this bank note.

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You can have an opinion but it must be our opinion or we’ll punish you.

The British state.

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Whatever you say, Mr Burns!

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CDC abruptly cancels conference on health effects of climate change.

Conference was set to take place in February, now been quietly cancelled after months of your tax money went in to prep work. Trump Administration Imposes Freeze On EPA Grants and Contracts.

Toxic cleanup programs and water quality testing gets the axe. The lead in Michigan didn't just disappear, its just that the department that tests for toxins in drinking water just got gagged. Expect papers stating Lead in drinking water is beneficial, coal is edible and a pint of crude oil a day keeps the doctor at bay. Anyone claiming otherwise is in for a tough uphill slog.

SPREAD THE WORD BEFORE THIS ACCOUNT IS CENSORED

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Apparently how I cook a roast spud will give you all kinds of fucked up tumours and must be stringently regulated (to the point i’ll need to measure the colour of a roast spud against a fucking wallchart!) But its fine that you're banging back the yaegerbombs whilst you wait cause alcohol is good and taxable and not at all bad for you. The government can bite my banger if they think im hanging “browning” charts throughout a kitchen. Any decent chef knows at a glance when shit is under, just right or utterly fucking malkied. They also have enough respect to know that if its fucked they dont serve it, one bad review on any of the plethora of review sites tanks business nowadays. So theres no need for extra regulation on anything food related, if your poisoning people you die from lack of repeat business you daft cunts! The UK has gone full fucking mental. A study was done on mice showing that if you fed them a shitload of burnt toast they grew tumours, and now suddenly brown shit is fatally toxic to humans because “Science.” Just bypass that there have been no studies done to see what if any effect brown toast has on humans and waive millennia of culinary technique as a counter point to the insane “hypothesis”

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I’m reminded of another 20th century leader who could really tear shit up with a paintbrush and was just as willing to drop bombs on people over bullshit he simply made up on a morning over breakfast.

To be fair though Adolf was as FORCED to lead the NSDAP, as wee Georgie boy was at simply inventing WMDs all over the middle east. The take home message is that if you want to commit genocide, best buff up on your Bob Ross beforehand.

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Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel.

Louise Erdrich (via lazypacific)

that sounds like a fucking WAGER. Solitude is the shit, not having to worry about anyone or anything other than yourself? where the hell is even the remotest of downsides to this?

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I dont know anyone in the US who has the first clue who Malcolm Tucker is. They’re missing out, had they known in advance, maybe they wouldn't have willingly elected Kim Jong-il MK2.  I’m waiting for the news reports that trump can land 12 holes in one and clear out at 40 under par just to one up a dead despot. The upside I guess is that South Park will pretty much write itself for the next 4 years that this fucking balloon animal holds office.

I don’t normally read entire speeches by Donald Trump but after my fellow Scot Armando Iannucci described it as “(Fuck me sideways it’s) horrific” I decided to give it a go, and yes I agree, WTF was it all about lol For anyone who doesn’t know who Armando is, well he created Malcolm Tucker.

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So this happened?

You merely adopted the stupidity; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a clown already.