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Guess who found out they're bi after all and will have to come out a third time

Me when coming out to my mom about being ace: So, I'm asexual [explains it for 30 minutes]

Mom: But you still like girls, right?

Past me: Uh, sure, I think I don't like anyone actually but I have yet to find any boy attractive if that's what you're asking don't worry about it

Mom: Oh, well I hope you may find a girl eventually but if not it's ok, whatever makes you happy.

Present me, remembering this and realising I may need to come out to her again: Uh Oh

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PSA: Si tenían planes de ver el eclipse en otro planeta recuerden que solo podrán verlo desde aquí

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Now for the OTHER party ever! (mother 2 guys here)

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I'm being very brave today

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why was the rotom pokedex like that btw

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night's sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen

night's sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse

night's sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I'm good

night's sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place

night's sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place

night's sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper

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liking another man’s posts? idk seems kinda gay bro

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boys are so cute when you flirt with them and they do that little thing where they try to hold back a smile and blush and maybe hide their face and you’re just like aaaaaa

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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

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To stare at the night sky with him, to lay back on the grass, holding his hand while we try and fail to figure out which stars belong to which constellation.

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i think i should have a boyfriend bc i have pretty fluffy hair and pretty big eyes and all that neurodivergent charm

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i want a boyfriend to fold laundry with