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Lilacs in blue vase. Postcard by P. Vasilyev (USSR, 1960).

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I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.

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I really like “pretentious” writing styles. Complex language, labyrinthine sentences, long parenthetical asides… I love them. It’s like going on a scenic tour and encountering strange and wondrous new sights and sounds. Language is beautiful and words are free, so why be economical? Indulge! Be decadent!

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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by Diana Levin / @ghoulishbunnystudios on Instagram

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Gothic Beauty: Issue 11

Published: Winter 2003

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Skeleton with Flowers by Kawanabe Kyosai (1831-1889)

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Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire

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Oh, I'm curious about this

Defining public sex as doing any sex act more intense than some over the clothes action, in a place that is not a private residence, e.g. a park, an alley, a bar, a public bathroom, etc.

Reblaaaag for more data

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Decided that I want to make a lore zine for the head-snuffer OC 😏 still gotta come up with her name, finalize her look, and the visual direction of the zine

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ferns ferns ferns

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unfinished chimera falin wip

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Holy shit, y’all have got to see this art deco dream of a quilt from Reddit:

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Branch tracery on the vault of the Chapel of St. James. 1510-1515. Parish Church of Our Lady. Ingolstadt, Germany

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the fate of my *sauce* is at stake….