chromeos-official

[chromeos-official]

and I'm just Chrome OS

i have no idea if the "linux-official" tumblr blogs are a single group of friends having fun vs. random people, but if i were to take a url along those lines, i think i'd do "xorg-official" just because it increasingly seems i'll be stuck using xorg until 2030 thanks to my incredible stubbornness in the face of change

[chromeos-official]

this is why you should switch to- GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

no wonder i've been thinking about my laptop all day

^ this bitch looks like @fedora-official's logo

[chromeos-official]

watch me ovulate @ubuntu-official's ankles

God I wish cis guys could ovulate.

[chromeos-official]

another day, another company/OS bullying me

corebooting a Chromebook and installing Linux on it feels like doing that surgery you have to do to pugs to unfuck their faces and let them breathe again. like I'm sorry we made you this way little buddy but hopefully I can save you

[chromeos-official]

"that's a Chromebook" we're shoving the truth in people's faces and yet they still buy them 😂

honestly this screenshot just says everything

[chromeos-official]

RIP my homie fr, the British threw beans on him like they do on toast

They threw beans on him…

[chromeos-official]

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

[chromeos-official]

"hey pop os, want some force fem?"

I want to force fem pop os.

[chromeos-official]

sorry. you got the stupid edition. packed with a shintel fuckeron processor with a 16 gb emmc with a read and write speed of Eventually.

also the shintel fuckeron has an incredible speed and can load sites in a whopping 2 hours.

the boot time is also amazing at 2-3 business days

we hope you hate it as much as we do!

does anyone else just have a random 32 gig SD that they use for swap space on a linux laptop?

[chromeos-official]

a phaser360 chromebook

wrong answers only

what laptop is this

[chromeos-official]

do we need to talk about the day again?

Man, I know Linux is very distinctly NOT a black box, but it sure does feel like one sometimes.

[chromeos-official]

small laptop with shitty TN panel can tell the whole story

That's a Chromebook!

I use Arch BTW

Boy tummy Wednesday

I didn't take off my hoodie because bad to the bone would start playing with how skinny I am

[chromeos-official]

Where am I in this?

do you have a shitty laptop, run Windows XP on it

[chromeos-official]

AIGHT THAT'S IT GET OVER HERE PEARSON

Dear Pearson, Can you please stop enshittifying my textbook, please?

[chromeos-official]

But boy tummy poster has a Chromebook

Switch to- ah nevermind nobody is going to switch

I use Arch BTW

Boy tummy Wednesday

I didn't take off my hoodie because bad to the bone would start playing with how skinny I am

[chromeos-official]

FU-

AHA! your laptop uses a celeron doesn't it?

[chromeos-official]

Why does nobody like me 😢

The only reason someone SHOULD buy a chromebook is to replace chromeos with a better linux distro