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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

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I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

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youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

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What if they made weed where when you smoked it you died after? That'd be cool.

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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i’m so ready for the last of us season 2 but in the way that i’m not at all ready for the last of season 2

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!