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okay, hear me out-

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can you blame me tho

"All the crazy bitches are hot" - @chronicallyonlinedude while gesturing at me?

Is that a compliment or an insult?

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fuck yeah

Finally the weekend, me and @chronicallyonlinedude are drinking and smoking weed!

Send asks pleaseee

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imagine being pushed to your back, a knee between your legs, not quite pressing yet, but the slight pressure is there as you're climbed on top of, a hand wrapping itself around your throat to keep you in place and a mouth on your jaw as finally the knee presses harshly into ur little boycunt.

and then maybe some cuddles or whatever yknow :3

- 🐈‍⬛🖤

istg i feel like i recognise that emoji signoff from anon asks on other blogs-

anyway, umm, thank you for making me horny unexpectedly, i shall now go jerk off

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damn that's some faggot shit

ilyt @stakedaze ❤️❤️❤️

I've missed the feeling of falling for someone for so long.

It's crazy how often he's on my mind - the first thing that I think about when I wake up - the last thing that's on my mind as I fall asleep.

I so badly want to hold you in my arms, I want to take you on adventures, I want to lay down in our future garden together and tell you how much I love you for hours

And I want everyone to know that you're mine-

I feel so much better having found him :))

@chronicallyonlinedude ily

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shamelessly stealing this joke from sir

"are you a boykisser" i WOULD be if my boy was within kissing range but SOMEONE decided to live 15,256km (9480 miles) away from me

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i

i'm the it guy

they're talking about me

:o

we cant all be studs or sorta grungy fellas. Some of us gotta take one for the team and fill important niches. Who’s gonna get forcemasced into the IT guy

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@stakedaze @stakedaze @stakedaze

oh to have him tease me by calling me lover boy and messing with my hair. oh to have him call me sweetheart condescending even though he knows it makes me blush. oh to have him call me his.

his. his boy. his boyfriend.

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when they push their knee against my crotch 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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yeah being a needy little puppyboy for your master is great. but like. isn't it the absolute best feeling in the world when they're exactly as needy and wanty for you, when they're desperate to have you both sexually and romantically. when they're yearning for you just as much as you are for them.

but yes being someone's little puppy is amazing too.

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sorry that my posting has slowed down

i have indeed fallen in love

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holy shit i feel so called out. like what the fuck that's literally just me.

pathetic wet needy puppy who wants to cockwarm while watching a movie but it can’t even make it past the opening scene before it’s desperately grinding against your cock and begging you to let it cum

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need a dick in my cunt and teeth in my flesh.

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Anon said: This one may be stupid but mine color change so I never know

Feel free to tag your eye colour!

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quick question, who's your favourite tumblr transboy slut and why is it me?

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just spent an hour writing elaborate, dirty dirty smut about my owner and i. saved it to a private post, then to my drafts, and now it's gone. i am so fucking pissed, if anyone knows if there's a way to retrieve it, please tell me.

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Thank you for returning the flirtatious intent *pets your head softly* how do you wish to continue?

sjdjfjhshse my first reply was a joke, i'm sorry dude, asterisk roleplay isn't my thing