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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
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not to sound like a disgusting freak but are you guys actually doing skincare
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i automatically assume everyone has good intentions so every time i see someone do something legitimately malicious i’m like. oh :(.
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i am but a lizard in a room full of beautiful women
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guy who's spent 1000 hours playing minecraft: the storage utility of the shulker box and the ease of travel offered by the elytra makes defeating the ender-dragon and accessing the end cities a must-do for any and all players who's skill set extends beyond those of a total beginner
guy who's spent 10,000 hours playing minecraft: you guys have gotta get on Mossy Cobblestone Slab
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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕
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soundcloud knew what they were doing adding timestamps to comments.. everybody take notes
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i loveee getting so anxious 2-3 hours before every time-sensitive task just waiting in anticipation trying not to throw up. life is beautiful
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Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.
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