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opening netflix to rewatch a part of sth and getting hit with "final season coming this friday" can i LIVE
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стабильно раз в пару лет вспоминаю очень всратый фф, который читала году в 15 на фб и который запомнился одной (1) сценой и пытаюсь раскопать его останки. и каждый раз иду нах��й.
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не fujoshi а яойщицы, берегите корни русского языка
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wrong мужики в форме
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смотри что. ты мне спинофф про блорбо в 2015, страдающих аццкой хуйней (см. мои заметки, там всё заебись расписано ящетаю). я тебе 10-или-сколько-там имплантатов.
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sabrina: hey doesn’t it suck how men are supposed to love us and treat us well but they’re all kind of stupid and treat us like shit and drag us around even though they’d be nothing without us? let me demonstrate this with an arousing thought provoking visual representation of such crossroads we’re stuck at!
the internet: ooga booga man hold woman by hair while woman on hand and knee like dog? woman set other women back 600 years!
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girl help i am running out of concepts for my escapist imaginary scenarios
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i need to stop being reminded of the fact that things are constantly happening
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nice post, it's only gonna be nicer after I'm done marinating it in my drafts & will reblog in december!
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ooo tumblr you want to invent a not interested in xyz blog function that works so bad. as an alternative you can stop opening fyp every time i open the app.
#opened the app and saw a gr8 post before#seeing that the op is that chick that needs to get carpet bombed lowkey. SAD
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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations
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