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I was looking for a warm truth.

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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The supernatural cosmology of the Death Note universe is not true; the amoral wizard is just a big fan who happened to make his magical killing device function like a Death Note.

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I’m sorry if this is how you found out

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weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

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Ariane Yeong x Male Reader Headcanons

She leaves you for a woman.

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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

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thank you tumblr.com for showing me the uncensored posts and username of someone i have blocked because someone reblogged a conversation they had with her via reblogs ^_^ very cool

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some important news from the official nintendo twitter account:

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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

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if you're playing protea prime and create/fight a sister of parvos, isn't that your aunt of parvos instead?