chrys-the-ghost

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i’m a slime girl made out of every drugs

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watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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I hate that eyes can get tired like what. if I have them open you’re gonna be seeing stuff. I have things to do girls. there’s no time to not be seeing. cope and seethe

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Happy pride sleepy dykes

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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It's end of May, yall know what that means

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Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

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we call statistical denoising algorithms "Artificial Intelligence" and handleless segways "Hoverboards." We have given up on the future.

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from