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Me every time I open my notifications to see more pornbots:

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Girl what am I being sold here?

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Bleach is back

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Wake up babe new fish dropped

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Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

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Kotarou Stays Over at Usaida’s (Gakuen Babysitters Manga Vol. 16 Special Edition Audio Drama)

This is an excerpt from one of the audio dramas included in the special edition of GakuBaby vol. 16. This adapts the story from chapter 63, where Kotarou stays over at Usaida’s house.

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(Usaida and Kotarou pass by a shopping arcade and are approached by some shop owners)

Lady 1: Oh my! Is that boy your illegitimate child, Usaida-kun? He’s your illegitimate child, isn’t he?

Lady 2: I knew it! The face you have just says it all!

Usaida: No, he’s not… “The face you have…”?

Man: Hahaha, this boy has a real cute face and doesn’t resemble his dad at all!

Usaida: Like I said, he’s not mine…well, whatever.

Lady 2: Hey little boy, what’s your name? Can you tell the aunties?

Usaida: They’re asking for your name.

Kotarou: Uh?

Usaida: Can you say it?

Kotarou: …Ryuuichi.

Usaida: No, that’s your big brother’s name. It’s “Kotarou”, right? Kotarou.

Lady 1: Oh my, you mean you have another son older than him?

Usaida: Eh?

Lady 2: Isn’t it hard to feed two growing boys? Here, take some karaage.

Usaida: Ohh.

Man: Hey hey, you’re forgetting the dad, that’s three guys! That won’t be enough for them! Lemme add some korokke and menchi katsu!

Usaida: For real…?

Lady 1: They won’t have a balanced diet if you just give them fried food! Here you go, take some of my carrots and cucumbers as well.

Lady 2: Kotarou-chan, eat a lot and grow up healthy, all right?

Kotarou: (takes the food bag) Ung! Tank u.

Ladies: So…so cute!!

Keep reading

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Chapter 31 is here! Enjoy!

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#spot the difference

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010121 new year's day confidence (at Plaza de España (Hagåtña)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJfuSnCg0pdw1F7IWy5--ihaj7mkVDEgBq7Gb40/?igshid=1h1zr22bznmxo

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Ta… Tatara’s down!!

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IchiHime week ♡ Day 5, August 18th

[ANNIVERSARY + PASTELS]

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╰☆☆ Haikyuu!!Week2020 ☆☆╮

Day 6: We Don’t Need Things Like Memories ➣ Favourite Scene : Season 2 | Episode 9 | Chapter 91

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