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that jason boy probably has that "i can't decide quite yet-" shit of a fatal flaw because that damn wolf probably gaslited the ever loving fuck out of him.

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hm. leo's girlcraze is a bit...overcompensating? like yeah, there's the fact he cannonically feels unloveable.

but like. shit such as a comphet-allonormative society exists.

to conclude this essay, i think he either gae, ace/aro, or some combo of the two.

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i once read sally jackson's name as "silly jackson" and now i must be stop at all costs.

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jason kept getting boinked-bonked on head 'cause he couldn't see shit.

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and btw, you can't convince me that jason ain't a wolf therian.

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i think my hottest nonpolitical take is that the visceral tension between camp jupiter vs. camp half blood has the same vibes as the petty, corporate drama between disney vs. dreamworks.

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don't fret everyone. i have shame.

frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has nipples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, fra-

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to anyone feeling isolated right now:

frank's here to let you know that there'll always be a family who's unknowingly waiting to be found by you. keep going, please♡

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frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has nipples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, frank has dimples, fra-

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after these next four years, i better have the character arc of an olympic hero.

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nico & leo with long black curls that reach a little past their collarbones>>>>>>>

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i'm gonna slightly hate myself for having this headcannon, but i think it'll be cute if will gives nico rhyming-type petnames. things like "sunnybunny" & "coy boy".

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as a most definite projection of mine, i like to headcannonize nico having a morute/dollcore aesthetic without him knowing that it actually exists.

i like to think that he encourages lost souls to possess porcelain dolls, so he can take them back to the underworld. it's cute to imagine him holding onto a creepy doll while wandering throughout the dark woods.

maybe he puts in small, pink ribbons in his dark curls whenever no one's looking. he knows that he doesn't need to be shy about it, but still is.

him wearing rosary of upside down crosses for catharsis....because it's most likely that he has some religious trauma from his catholic upbringing.

hell, even in the official cannon the guy probably has some small bones (like teeth) in his pockets.

i'm just saying, the fact that he was considered an angel who has macabre interests makes it very easy for me to see him like this.

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being a demigod means being closer to godhood while also being less than a human being.

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if percy accepted godhood, then would've he replaced pan like how apollo replaced helios?

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children of dionysus should have the ability to tell if someone's lying, due to the fact that they are innate experts in the thespian arts.

in other words, they wouldn't the types to fall for beldame's facade. they'll be able to tell if someone is acting up.

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I was thinking. Leo canonically can buy on the kids clothing area 😭😭😭 I just can imagine him buying these sonic shirts that are cool asf that are only on kids size. And then.

I just saw this video of the kid clothing on Renner (a brazillian clothing store). And they are just so him