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Reader who is niks daughter-HEAR ME OUT- and is pretty involved in the family business lol. You hop in to help ur dad out every once in a while, and its only natural u meet the 141 occasionally.
The only issue? You find prices favorite sargeant very attractive. Like, you text ur friends in a panic the first time you two meet type of attractive. Gaz seems to know somehow, and flirts with you every chance he gets. He's just so charming, calm and self-assured in a way that u love.
Maybe you two get the chance and happen to fall into bed together. Literally the best sex you've had of ur life, has you laying in bed cuddled against his chest thinking abt wedding venues. Gaz isn't much better, blissed out and more than a bit giddy, already planning the proper date you two will have.
This totally smart decision, horrible backfires when u two walk down to get breakfast and come face to face with nik and price. Neither of them say anything, but later on when nik has gaz alone he leans in close and whispers "if you ever hurt her, I will kill you."
Ur not off much better, price having cornered u in a hallway "you treat my men wrong and even nik wont be able to save you, yeah?"
Dw you two still get ur date :)
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Okay guys rat hybrid!reader x soap!!!
Did u know giant pouched rats can be trained to detect bombs due to their amazing sense of smell? Well, consider reader whos brought on and works alongside our beloved demolitions expert soap :]
Soap is so happy to have someone to nerd out with about bombs and chemicals, talks ur ears off while ur still sleepy in the mornings. He is unfortunately an early bird and ur nocturnal by nature, but he knows exactly what energy drinks you like and let's u rest ur head on his bicep during breakfast!
U two work closely together, and often end up in ur burrow of blankets at the end of the day. You *love* climbing over soap and soaking up his body warmth, nuzzling into his neck. He assumes ur scenting him (u are, he just doesn't realize how aggressive the message ur sending is lol) and gets all mushy over the fact ur basically introducing him to ur mischief (pack).
He likes to teasingly pinch ur ears or tail, laughing at the squeak you make before slapping him with said tail. Which ofc means hes quite shocked when u *moan* instead of squeaking at the usual pinch. Oh? Ur in heat? Well, why dont u let soap help, hes mischief anyways, right?
Something something you spend ur heat with soap and he walks out covered in little bite marks, convinced u somehow drained his balls of the next four months worth of cum, and extremely satisfied. Ur not much better off, letting out happy snuffles and stuffed full of cum, ears twitching in satisfaction.
Just imagine it.
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Headcannons Kyle ''Gaz'' Garrick


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Constant banter. You two have that ride-or-die teasing dynamic. He’ll flirt in a way that makes you laugh, not blush — at first.
He’s your gossip buddy.You come in hot with the tea. Kyle puts his feet up, crosses his arms, and listens intently like he’s watching a live drama.
“So THEN she says, ‘It’s not my fault you’re single,’ and—” “Hold up. Back up. Who said that? Nah. No way. Give me names. Give me timestamps.”
Sometimes he adds commentary:
“Messy. I love it. Go on.”
He knows who you hate, who’s on thin ice, what drama happened three months ago, and how it connects to the drama today. He’s basically your war-room strategist for social battles.
Big “acts of service” love language. He’ll fix your gear, run errands for you, show up with your favorite snack after a long day. No big declarations, just quiet “I’m here” energy.
If you’re deployed with him, he never lets you out of his sight for long. You’ll hear his voice through comms constantly.
You in his hoodie, curled up together watching some dumb show you’re only half-paying attention to because he keeps kissing the side of your head.
Mario kart is a must
He will banana peel you. He will red shell you right before the finish line. He will cackle.
He’s secretly a huge nerd for history and sea life. Will read every plaque. Points at weird animals like “That’s you.”
He wraps around you like a human blanket. Big spoon, always. Occasionally mutters sleepy things into your neck.
Snores a little.You tease him. He denies it. You record it. He threatens to delete your phone. Then buys you coffee as a peace offering.
You randomly tag him and dash off with him running behind you
Kyle is a menace when bored
When missions are slow and paperwork is done, he gets that gleam in his eye — the “I’m about to do something really stupid and fun” look.
“Oi… bet I can tag Soap before he even realizes we’re playing.”
He taps Soap’s shoulder, yells “TAG, YOU’RE IT,” and suddenly base is chaos.
You once found Price tucked into a duffel bag. Soap was halfway up in a ceiling vent. Gaz was hiding under your bed and accidentally scared you to death.
The 141 acting like grown toddlers on base is the absolute chaos,the fun type. Until a gunshot rings.
Bonus: Red Light, Green Light turns into war
You all tried to play seriously once.
You: “Red Light!” Kyle: freezes, wobbling dramatically Soap: dives like it’s life or death Ghost: literally didn’t move the entire time Price: eliminated for calling it “childish” and walking off
You laughed so hard you had to sit down.
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Omg price and healer!reader??? I wonder whats fucked up with the old man this time😔
Its been a few months since the bullet with Johnny, and price is convinced gaz had a go too but he can prove it. Ofc everyone knows about the fever with ghost, the lieutenant was moaning loud enough the entire house heard. The only thing is, price still hasn't felt ur magic.
He hears about it plenty, knows from the look on his men's faces when one of them have felt you recently, but he hasn't personally indulged. It would be an insane reach of power, to have his subordinate use their magic on him for the sole purpose of sexual gratification.
So he just...doesn't. He's not in pain, so he doesnt ask for it. Except, you know hes in pain. Your magic practically screams to go help the poor guy out, tendrils of pain shooting from him at any moment. Eventually it bothers u so much that you corner the captain in his office late one night.
The lights and small print of the papers are hurting his eyes, you can tell. He's had a migraine near constantly the past two weeks, hiding it well enough but you can sense it. "Price," you begin, tone firm "youre in pain. Im here to heal people. Youre snappy and rude far more than usual."
You dont have to say much more, price sighing and setting his reading glasses on the desk. He rubs a tired hand over his face and relents. "Fuckin- fine. Sure." He settles on, moving to stand in front of u "get it over with."
You comply, pressing ur palms just below his jaw over two pulse points. You slowly apply magic and- holy shit- Price crumbles.
He drops to a knee, you following with a worried yelp. He's panting like a dog and you've hardly done much yet. Still, once you start its easier to just get it done, so you manhandle ur boneless captain to lay down on the floor and properly apply the magic.
He's huffing out lungfulls, hand coming up to twist into ur shirt mindlessly. Face red, price whimpers out thanks and he comes twice back to back. Ur brow furrows, you can't feel the migraine anymore but you can still feel alot of pain.
Price isn't pushing u away yet, so you send the magic further. He's babbling nonsense now, back arching off the floor with another orgasm. Ur probably there nearly a half hour, much longer than usual, before he finally pushes you away.
"...holy fuck." Is all he says after a long pause, voice raw from all the sounds he'd been making "holy shit. My fucking joints dont hurt." He sounds breathless, blissed and well-fucked.
"Hm. Give it an hour, it'll come back." You give his thigh a firm pat before standing, "goodnight, captain" and just like that ur gone.
(WHAOH I hope u guys liked it🤭 inspired by people suggesting severe arthritis. Also next part will have all four guys, and a surprise abt reader!)
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So, ghost and healer!reader, whos magic feels good, right?
(Pst here's pt 4 with price)
He's unfortunately heard plenty from soap and gaz about how good ur healing feels, but he by principle avoids medics anyways. If he can tough out the injury, he will.
Sucks though that his body decides to fall into the most brutal fever known to man the second yall settle into a safe house. It would be risky to go to an actual doctor, that requires documents and paperwork that could put the whole team in danger. Medicine wont work and ghosts fever is only rising.
Its actually you that suggested using ur magic. You took some med classes, you know if his fever gets any higher it will be permanently harmful. You also know just how uncomfortable ghost is with medics and being touched, so ur gentle as you explain "look, ghost, im worried for you. I wont touch you if thats what you want, but we can try and mitigate your discomfort."
You explain how he can keep his mask on, you wont even remove his shirt, just slip a hand under. Hell, you offer to kick the others out into the snow if it makes him feel safer. In the end, he agrees and just kicks the guys out into the kitchen.
You slip a hand under his shirt, looking at a wall to hopefully make him less tense, and allow ur magic to flow into his chest. Instantly, ghosts head falls back into a loud groan, fists gripping the sheets as his hips buck into nothing.
He comes with a whine, but you can still feel that sickness in his body and mutter "just a few more seconds, okay?" While tears start to gather on his lashes from the sheer pleasure of it all.
Except, when you finally move to pull ur hand away, his grips ur wrist in his palms. He seems just as shocked as you are by the movement, but carefully remains silent for ur response. You hum, brows furrowed, and feel around gently for any more injuries. There's a gentle undercurrent in his body that you dont recognize as normal, but its not blaring pain. Either way, you gently stretch you magic back out.
Ghost outright sobs
His chest is rising and falling rapidly, hand trembling where it holds urs against his chest. Youre a bit confused, unable to truly find the source of whatever u sense in ghost, but he seems to be having a good time. Its actually pornographic, the sounds hes making, and you have no doubt he can be easily heard from the kitchen.
Three more orgasm later and a wet "thank you- fuck- thank you, shit, I cant- thank you-" and u finally pull your hands away. There's a visible wet patch on his pants, but you decide not to say anything, silently passing a bottle of water.
When he finally calms down, ghost keeps his eyes locked to the ceiling "chronic pain." He explains gruffly, trying to settle his nerves at just having acted like a desperate slag in front of u "it just- went away, felt good. Thanks."
(Hope u guys liked this🤭 it got a bit away from me lol. Wonder what ill do for price🤔)
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Reader is a civilian worker on base who brings their dog around, yeah? Shes usually got a service dog vest on but sometimes you bring her into the lounge to just hang out.
And ur dog seems to really like the guys! Her tail wagging, ur dog happily receives pets from soap and gaz. Price loves her too, 'sneaking' her treats that you totally see. But the guys are a bit disappointed to find that her favourite is ghost. Shes constantly jumping on him, or booping his neck with her nose if she can, just generally smothering the guy. Like. Constantly.
Its not until you and the guys are hovering by the kitchenette and something just- pricks your mind. Makes your breath hitch and hands shake. The others notice bc its their job to notice stuff like that, but before gaz can step in ur dog is jumping up and getting ur attention.
You sit down and let her crawl over u, feel her weight against u and just breathe. It takes a moment, but eventually ur okay. At the men's questioning look you just shrug "shes um- my service dog for PTSD. Alerts when im about to have a flashback or anything."
You keep playing with her fur, pointedly ignoring the horrified and sad looks ghost is receiving from his teammates now. She always is jumping on ghost...does that mean...?
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You go out drinking with ur friend gaz, happy to catch up with him.
You two are besties, so its totally expected to talk abt ur sex life with eachother. Ur in the middle of telling gaz abt the most insane mind blowing sex you've ever had with a guy you grabbed from this bar. Explicit details, hell, you even mime out the dick size and that really makes gaz blush.
Gaz is in the middle of his own lackluster recounts when you perk up, subtly nod to the entrance of the bar. "Kyle- the three that just entered. Grey hair? He's the guy"
Gaz turns and nearly spits out his drink when he sees his fucking *captain* walking in. Surely not. Surely gaz hasn't just sat here and listened in explicit, pronographic detail, about how his captain fucked his best friend....
His jaw drops when prices eyes find yours and wink.
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Vampire!gaz and posessive!reader. You find out gaz had to drink from soap on a particularly long op and youre about hunt the Scotsman down. Gaz gently reminds you that said scot is probably face down in ghosts bed with the vampire already punishing him, so you relent.
Instead, you decide to remind gaz exactly who he belongs to. You shove him onto the bed and ride him until hes whimpering. Only then do you grip the back of his neck and guide his mouth to ur pulse "drink." Its an order.
He dutifully bites down, laps at the blood that pools from ur wound. "I own you, got it?" You hiss, grinding down just to feel him jolt "its my blood that keeps you alive, its me. Say it,"
He whines, blood drunk and overwhelmed with pleasure "its you, baby. Fuck- I live for you, you own me- please- im yours-"
Anyways you still punch soap in the jaw the next time u spar lol.
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In all timelines, in all possibilities, only you...
I love these men with all my heart and just want them to be happy in any reality Boy was this a challenge. After roughly 14 hours I'm done with this. And very proud of myself and how far my art has come. Version with text below the cut!
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Arnas Fedaravičius
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