genderqueer | 34 | lesbian Hi there! My name is Allison, also known as chubbychoco; welcome to my personal/fandom blog!
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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"I'm convinced that America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don't have to face the actual problems."
They are.
Can't stress highly enough how hard you hit the nail on the head here, OP. There's a wealth of interviews, government papers, and doctors' social media posts from the USA where they admit that they're deflecting blame and rejecting perfectly functional research and cures because it's much more profitable to keep US Americans on a perpetual knife's edge of major chronic health issues (or collapse).
The US government is gargling the balls of major pharmaceutical powerhouses, and the moment they stop, those powerhouses can and will pull very literal triggers on anyone who stands to put a dent in their profit margins.
“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.
#i know i sound like a conspiracy theorist but like...i've seen the papers. i've read the news articles.#i've even spoken to a couple of the doctors.#they don't want you healthy because they can't beat pennies out of someone with no health problems.#also this is pretty heavy shit so#tw american healthcare#i guess????
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been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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some The Thing (1982) fanart from May of last year. i miss making fanart of this film. save me John Carpenter's The Thing...... John Carpenter's The Thing, save me.......
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Which is honestly a shame, because blackcurrant freakin' slaps.
Despite the connected world, some experiences remain region-locked. My British children, for example, have access to all the usual artificial flavours - their freeze pops are things like Strawberry, Cola, and whatever “Tropical” is - but they also have access to “blackcurrant,” which for historical biosecurity reasons, did not penetrate my American childhood.
There aren’t a lot of things in the world that are restricted like that, but that’s one: blackcurrant flavour.
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I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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THE DELETED SCENE WHERE FORD SPITS INTO BILLS EYE AND THEN HE LICKS IT ??!!
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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone
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Thought about drawing her for a while, finally got the perfect idea.
Even if the photo did him justice, she would still see a disappointment.
saw someone draw Bill with a Flip phone once and I loved it.
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I did more.
they needed a second opinion.
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