the facts were these: mar / 20something / f / part-time francophile, big-time nerd / I don't post nearly enough Pushing Daisies / I haven鈥檛 updated my bio since the 2010s but am against all odds still posting, sometimes
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No matter how I try, I can't see anything but the word "Lactose" in this decorative piece.
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Remember right after Stray came out and people made a billion mods that just changed the cat's coat so they could play as their pet cat
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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French people when you misgender a door:

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(x) id lose my fucking mind. imagine climbing nearly 10k ft of elevation thinking you're the first to ever do it n turns out someone beat you to it a millennium ago
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