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sid instantly going after the guy who shoved mack is soooo

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mcgryz reunion !!

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Literally 2 minutes after I sent that first message, @chuckschippedchomper drops a bomb

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Can we tell at what points in the game I was sending these messages to @chuckschippedchomper

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these are all mostly for @chuckschippedchomper

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there's just something about crime shows made in the early to mid 2000s man

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oh you gay little fuck, you absolutely simp, i diagnose you with super down bad syndrome you gay little dweeb

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an important sports statistic: the sharks are undefeated in games where one of the players walks in wearing his boybestfriend’s college jersey

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marcheron still ruining my life. it’s been years.

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god do you know how many times will must have fallen asleep mid conversation for mack to just crack up and be like “that’s just what he does” THEY’RE NOT REAL

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cat mentioned that tyler’s “always with the star children” on each of his teams, and now it’s willmack

…and then julie asked, “so, wait, is willmack the official nickname of the duo?”

cat: “yeah. oh, yeah. it’s not even duo. they are one. it’s willmack.”

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the little slide...!

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March 5th 2025 best hockey tweet of the day

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I need someone to check on Patrice Bergeron right now cause I feel like he might kill Don Sweeney himself

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i don’t think i am ever going to feel okay again

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I'm nice and happy with scott laughton and stuff but I can't even summon a sardonic joke about marchand panther like there is no benevolent God about that one

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If I was Patrice Bergeron-Cleary, I would simply tell the Bruins organization that I'm done with doing anything for them if they trade my husband, best friend, and former linemate, one Bradley Kevin Marchand.