chumbie
chumbie
excessive gnome violation
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| (early) 20s | white | lesbian | they/she (tme) | icon by @ladybugboots |
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chumbie · 2 days ago
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forever upset i never got to see jinkx monsoon in little shop i would saw my arm off for a proshot
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chumbie · 3 days ago
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chumbie · 4 days ago
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i’m sorry there’s a murderer in sex and the city?
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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i’m devastated but i think this is an important reminder that an unattainable scope is the number one way to kill your project
the hypnospace outlaw sequel was cancelled 🚬
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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the hypnospace outlaw sequel was cancelled 🚬
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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the woke left is trying to cancel miss piggy
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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my roommate got an internship at the aclu and when she told me i was practically jumping around in joy for her and she was like “yeah. it’s kinda cool. are we gonna finish watching the brahms the boy 2 now”
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chumbie · 5 days ago
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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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chumbie · 6 days ago
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ocd compulsions are like no no i swear this time i do it it will be different this time is the last time for real
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chumbie · 6 days ago
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15 almost 16 years since this book first came out and this line still hits like a metric ton of bricks
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chumbie · 6 days ago
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excited to go back home so I can make roasted broccoli butter pasta. doesn’t that sound yummers
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chumbie · 6 days ago
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the LA river
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chumbie · 6 days ago
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i love those videos of the therapy horses coming into a hospital or a fire station or something and their handler brings out a keyboard and the horse just starts going crazy and it sounds horrible but everyone is delighted because it’s a horse playing the piano
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