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wait sorry guys false alarm. my main is back follow @freeter or else
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i think the oreo jack in the box milkshake that my roommate got for me as a "sorry your dog died" consolation prize is gonna give me permanent lactose intolerance .
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trying to think of something funny to post but all i can think of is "death is natural and should not be feared" is that funny enough idk
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ireally really need everyone to know im not a new tumblr user iver been here i swear on it but they terminated my old blog for url hoarding on november 1st and ive been emailing every day asking for it back because i released all my urls but i kind of think i was too annoying and i might not get it back ): i didnt even have that many urls which is kind of the crazy part though
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mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss
fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes
#i wish this was reality and mimes and jesters and clowns and fools were like little exotic pets ):#but not like as humans cuz that would be weird but like if there was a monkey-adjacent species that looked like clowns..#i would want a mime so bad ):::#i didnt mean to put so many eyes sorry
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tumblr hates my pussy so much they couldnt even gandle it
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