Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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mashed potatoes were invented when a guy dropped a baked potato and it splat on the floor and he got on all fours and licked it off the floor liek a dog
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!
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Geirrod Van Dyke, Workers.
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What they don't tell you is that if you drink soda in a friendly and joyful state of mind, all the negative effects, like the high sugar and acidic content, are nullified
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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Twin boys
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this Conversation pit is ruining my life
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reading a cool security research article about a group who developed an automated scanner to find exposed Firebase databases, and the section where they talk about all of the companies they contacted to report the issue and the different responses has one of the funniest screenshots I've ever seen
(about a gambling website where login details were exposed)
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Sylvia Fein (American, 1919-2024), The Lady and the White Knight, 1942-43. Egg tempera and ink on board, 76.2 x 43.5 cm.
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Coming soon to Tumblr: a button on posts that allows you blast the 'pain3' sound from Half Life (1998) directly at the poster
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Gustave Baumann, Spring Day, 1918
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