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when i last was on here i was 22 ?????

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Continuing my new series inspired by the CA wildfires. For weeks ashes rained down from the skies, the air became hazardous and all I could do was stay home and dream about being able to just breathe again. 

Wildfires like these will only worsen with climate change. Earlier this year I saw photos of the Australian sky turn red from smoke blocking out the sun like the apocalypse. Then I got to experience that red sky here in California.

Climate change is not some distant fable that may or may not happen to our children. It is happening right here right now and it’s up to us to vote for the green policies that will save us from a future of ashes.

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All the robot noises in Pitiful Children, cause i couldn’t find it and the world needs this

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a bunch of elias (in some other colors for once?!) and one (1) tim

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gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

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i checked out a blog i didn't recognize in my notifs and holy shit

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hi el hi margot

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LOVE WINS AGAIN

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I finally caved and started listening to tma and this is the man yall are horny about? this british smartass of a librarian??? the one who is so dismissive of every single story that he would certainly die first in a horror movie???? what. I was promised a office romance and got the most fucked up stories read by a bored man with a organisation kink who hates all his coworkers

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r/relationship_advice

Posted by u/Plukas97 3 months ago

My ex husband called me by my late great grandfather’s name during sex. 

What do I do?

Edit: I’ve never used this site before. I’ll remake the post.

Posted by u/Plukas97 6 weeks ago

My (77M) husband (M) called me by my late great grandfather’s (M) name during sex. 

What do I do?

Edit: I don’t know how old my husband is.

Edit: We got remarried again since I made the first post.

Edit: I don’t know how old my great grandfather was when he died. Please stop asking about him. He didn’t like to be discussed.

wattsup 3.2k points · 6 weeks ago

dude why would you remarry him if he called you by your great grandpas name

      ihatepottery 1.5k points · 6 weeks ago

      I think the real question is why he doesn’t know his own husband’s age??

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jnmrtn 263 points · 5 weeks ago

            OP are you sure it was your great grandpa? maybe he was thinking of someone else with the same name

      Plukas97 1.9k points · 2 weeks ago

      It’s a very uncommon name and I know they used to be friends before he met me.

            iwantanap 126 points · 2 weeks ago

            Wait he knew your great grandfather before you two met?

                    Plukas97 981 points · 2 weeks ago

                    Yes. 

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r/relationship_advice

Posted by u/watchersheart 3 months ago

I (48M) called my ex husband (77M) by his great grandfather’s (deceased M) name while in bed together and I don’t want him to bring it up.

He doesn’t usually tend to pry into my private life, but this definitely threw him. I’ve been thinking of proposing to him for a while, and it might work as a distraction. Would it be too obvious a tactic? If I do it in a public enough place, it might make him uncomfortable to leave for a few months, but I don’t want to give him time to think about it.

Edit: I had a pleasant working relationship with his great grandfather, and in fact my ex husband and I first got engaged at his funeral, which are usually family affairs. There’s no chance he misheard, and his great grandfather had a rather old fashioned name, so I doubt he’ll think it a coincidence. 

Edit 2: No, he’d never see this. He hates talking to people, and barely knows how to use a computer.

cash2burnn 2.3k points · 3 months ago

lmao dude hes not going to want to marry you after that

      watchersheart 5.6k points · 6 weeks ago

      He said yes. Perhaps you should focus on your own relationships before passing judgement on others. 

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screwspaceships 1.1k points · 3 months ago

You got engaged at his FUNERAL?? Good god, OP…

      watchersheart 2.7k points · 3 months ago

      Our first engagement was a special circumstance.

                           leitnerpiper69 974 points · 2 months ago

                    for the life of me i cant figure out what op means by this 

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ghosthuntuk 1.6k points · 3 months ago

post divorce hookups are never a good idea but this really takes the cake

      gorgolini 1.2k points · 2 months ago

      I don’t know how OP could possibly salvage this

                           watchersheart 4.2k points · 2 months ago

                    The wedding is in five days.

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r/relationship_advice

Posted by u/watchersheart 1 month ago

I (48M) called my husband (77M) by his great grandfather’s (deceased M) name while in bed together and I don’t want him to bring it up. UPDATE

As I mentioned in the comments of my previous post, I proposed and he accepted. He hasn’t brought the incident up, but the annual fundraising party for my business is coming up and his family is one of my biggest financial supporters. Another benefactor of mine, and our mutual friend, will be there, and he’s a shameless gossip. My husband isn’t prone to oversharing, but I’m worried if they talk our friend will mention something incriminating. My husband’s great grandfather provided the funds I needed to start my business, and I have a portrait of him in the room I always hold the party in. Moving to a different location would raise suspicions, as would taking down the portrait. I do not under any circumstances want the incident to come up at this party. My business relies very heavily on donations, and if any of my benefactors pull their support it could greatly inconvenience me.

Edit 1: Yes, my husband does closely resemble his great grandfather, in appearance if not personality.

Edit 2: No, I’m not worried about him wanting another divorce. He rarely goes through with them, and even if he does, the alimony makes up for it.

Edit 3: Please stop speculating on the nature of my business, or my relationships with my benefactors.

r/relationship_advice

Posted by u/watchersheart 1 day ago

My (48M) husband (77M) wants a divorce

Top Comment

skybluelovr 879 points · 1 day ago

sorry elias! i didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret

      watchersheart 967 points · 1 day ago

      Yes you did.

                    skybluelovr 724 points · 1 day ago

                    yes i did! 

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thinking bout post s1 and how jon and tim would’ve looked really frickin bad ass. also bonus martin:

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jonah magnus? jonah magnus tiny manlet of an asshole? absolute rat and bastard? disgusting hobbit sized eye fetishist motherfucker. voyeuristic dastardly clown motherfucker i take one look at him and i just know, i just Know hes always damp, like you go to shake his hand and it. is. moist. disrespectful body stealing tax evading rich boy stoner mooching off his sugar daddys money acting like he made it in the world all by himself hes the equivalent of a white boy getting into harvard bc his daddy payed the school to get him in. absolute fiend. i hate him so much i bet he has impeccable taste in cologne and smells magical and that just makes me want to punch him more. dont look at me dont walk by me you idiot bimbo i will launch myself right at your throat i want to feel your pulse whither under my hands as i throttle you i wanna wipe your self assured bastard smile off your face with my boot, we dont even know what hes supposed to look like but somehow everyone decided to make him look hot as hell - i would say he is hell himself and im sure he fancies himself hell incarnate but i cannot i Cannot give him that form of satisfaction hes not even that outstanding at anything hes just like ‘oh let me go find someone whos already marked so i have to make the least effort possible’ like at least commit to this whole ordeal and do some damn work, have you ever done a days work you useless self entitled rat moustache wearing ass? sexist crusty pus leaking eyehole. why the frick frack snick snack did we decide to make him hot and sexy what was the point like for what yall did this. for what. to make me suffer? to make me question my moral standards? do you think i Want to be attracted to a murderous smug asshole bastard who thinks down on people who struggle to make ends meet? hes the type of rich nose picking brat that thinks homelessness is a choice and i am so enraged its like kill on sight bc i am not gonna do Anything else with him, ever. i think for one second about how smug and disgusting he is and i am filled with such rage i actively feel my blood pressure rising my heart rate went above 200 exactly twice in my life - when i was having a life threatening seizure, and right now as i am typing this post someone call me a damn ambulance, and a separate one for jonah macfucking magnus because hes gonna need it when i remove his spleen with my bare hands he was just like oh i know what i fun past time is; giving innocent people irreversible trauma and acting like it was all their fault and theit choices and their doing i am so inexplicably angry my teeth are slowly cracking thats how hard im grinding my teeth right now there is no enamel left on them  i hate this bastard man and everything he stands for and the fact that he has a grrat sense of style makes it even worse dont tou ch m e

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I made a supercut of victorian men absolutely not fond of Jonah Magnus (on youtube too)