chzdavmpr
chzdavmpr
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He/Him. I am an adult, so expect swear words and the occasional adult topic. I post about stuff I like. DNI if you could have a library card but don't.
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chzdavmpr · 4 minutes ago
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Nidoqueen anti-propaganda: It's line is LITERALLY THE gender binary pokemon
Gayest Pokémon Tournament Round 2 Match 67
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Propaganda
Rillaboom
80s rockstar
Nidoqueen
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chzdavmpr · 10 minutes ago
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Yeah ngl, it 100% looks like this Vera person has a thing for feet based on this comic. Even with this context I'm having a hard time imagining it's anything other than a Yoshikage Kira situation.
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The one abnormality she warned him about 🪓❤️
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chzdavmpr · 3 hours ago
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chzdavmpr · 3 hours ago
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chzdavmpr · 5 hours ago
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I just had a EVIL idea
A transmasc Miku design that cuts his hair, but gives him a MASSIVE handlebar mustache so he can still kinda have the twin tails
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chzdavmpr · 5 hours ago
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If you're not white, you can kindly shut the fuck up about the following things:
Jacking off to the goombas from Super Mario Bros
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chzdavmpr · 6 hours ago
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chzdavmpr · 6 hours ago
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chzdavmpr · 6 hours ago
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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chzdavmpr · 7 hours ago
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kids get me outta here im stuck in a fake png
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chzdavmpr · 7 hours ago
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I have pet peeves about how a LOT of people who don't watch or read One Piece think about the series, so I made a funny image about it
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chzdavmpr · 8 hours ago
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Kobilevidesign
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chzdavmpr · 8 hours ago
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chzdavmpr · 8 hours ago
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I like that suzie has negative coins and is seemingly 5th out of 3 people
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This was inspired by the songs "And Now For Today's Sponsors...!" and "MIKE, the BOARD, please!"
They sound SO much like Mario Party music, and when I started thinking about it, ch3 reminded me a lot of Mario Party for the GameCube, which I played a lot of as a kid. Specifically, I drew inspiration from Mario Party 7 since it was such a large part of my childhood. Tenna's design also just screams Mario Party host to me, maybe because he reminds me of MC Ballyhoo. The board is based on Neon Heights from Mario Party 7. Socials/Contact - Redbubble - Commissions
Sorting tags: #my art | #merch
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chzdavmpr · 8 hours ago
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chzdavmpr · 9 hours ago
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glad to see those spreading the truth
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chzdavmpr · 9 hours ago
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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 
so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 
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