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shri'bubu voice: you clearly don't own an airfryer
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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
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give your characters exes.
give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.
no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.
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what was your almost name? mine was sofia
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#america#i have cousins living in the states#they suck they voted trump#their parents wont visit them now cause theyre afraid of being arrested#and theyre upset their parents wont visit like come on you played stupid games#the stupid prize is your parents remember growing up a communist regime and dont fuck with that
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Another JinMao rework -this time of the first piece i did of them, original under the cut
I like the rework so much better, I was never fully satistfied with the original and idk this version is better to me, amazing the difference a few months makes

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Speaking before a room full of policymakers from midwestern Canada and the United States, former prime minister Stephen Harper said the ongoing trade war with the U.S. is a "wake-up call" for Canada to diversify its trade and export markets. "I was — I think it's fair to say — probably the most pro-American prime minister in Canadian history," Harper said of his tenure from 2006 to 2015. If the current government asked him a year ago for advice on U.S. President Donald Trump being re-elected and wanting to renegotiate trade, he says he would have thought it was a real opportunity for Canada to deepen its economic and security partnership with the United States.
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
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guess who joined a downton abbey fb group and then got kicked out after 3 days 🤙🏼
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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me
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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.
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had to redraw this with Y0 Majima immediately
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