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Can it wait three games? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
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do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
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Me: Can I get you anything else?
Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice
Me:
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Apparently my brain couldn’t visualise their height differences unless I see it with my own two eyes so here’s a rough self-indulgent sketch.
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im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
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Dan Povenmire had been pitching Phineas and Ferb since 1993 but it didn’t get picked up until 14 years later in 2007.
We could’ve been living in a timeline where Phineas and Ferb was a 90s show with waves of nostalgia for it on BuzzFeed articles.
We could’ve been seeing the Phineas and Ferb reboot by now.
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it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass…
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“I have my own three... the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit”
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