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“Your mind is programmable, if you’re not programming it, then someone else will program it for you.”

— Jeremy Hammond (via resqectable)

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“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.”

— John Green

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Keanu Reeves - A National Treasure!

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“Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts.”

— Kate Jacobs / Comfort Food

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“I needed my mistakes in their own order to get me here.”

— W.S. Merwin

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Soviet Womble Original Video

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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“Stop asking me to trust you while I’m still coughing water up from the last time you let me drown.”

— Unknown

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“You never realize the holes a person leaves behind until you fall into them.”

— Neal Shusterman, The Dark Side of Nowhere

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coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

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“Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat.”

— Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man (via coral)