cigarettexarms
cigarettexarms
i bet i could smoke you
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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brennan when zac played a sweet sad barbarian: i can be his emo girlfriend
brennan when zac played himbo superman: perfect opportunity for me to become a punk rock wizard and grab his ass
brennan when zac played a slug in the body of a pilot: what if i made every npc exchange so sexually charged ally has to roll insight to check on skip's sexuality multiple times
brennan when zac rolled lapin during the quangle: FINALLY i can do old man yaoi with my close friend
brennan when zac decided to become an 80 year old hot cowboy divorcee: every npc i make is gonna want to fuck this guy so bad. and that can't possibly mean anything about me ...
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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yapper in chief 📣
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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he is blogging
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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the fact that no one questioned erika having "sam reich sux" shaved into their head a few episodes earlier really speaks to their character. we all assumed they'd just do this for the hell of it. truly bisexual chaos gargoyle of all time.
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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cigarettexarms · 16 days ago
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in honor of the best Dropout clip of all time
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cigarettexarms · 22 days ago
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for everyone that is lucky enough to be going to one of the upcoming dates of the mcr stadium tour, y’all are truly in for a treat
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cigarettexarms · 1 month ago
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i’m almost 22 and my high school years are already being romanticized by teenagers
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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Game changer last night was unhinged and incredible, but since it wasn't the same 12 people it usually is, the fandom is crickets. Gianmarco Soresi is one of the funniest people on earth, Josh Johnson is the daily show's biggest name besides Jon Stewart. We really gotta get you people out of your bubbles
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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tom cruise order a hit on elon musk and you will be reincarnated as [remembers hes a scientologist] your thetan will assume a lotus flower
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cigarettexarms · 2 months ago
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Kink therapy from episode 1 has backfired
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