i love how bisexual bob belcher is <3
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gonna pull up to therapy on monday like "yo is this a bros before psych wards kinda deal?"
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playing shows at dive bars and spray paint fumes and being ridiculously fucked over by people who you really cared about/trusted and tagging dumpsters and "just one more drink" and bobs burgers
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forgot to change my age in my tumblr bio for almost a week... it's like i was still 20 for a week
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it's whatever. it's cool. it's whatever and also cool. i love being a Normal Guy
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petition for booping to be a permanent tumblr feature
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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im normal always i swear i swear i am normal
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over the last two days, i have been out of my apartment more than i have been in 5 months and my brain feels like goop
anyways, i'm a bit tipsy lol
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talkin to this guy that i matched with a while ago and he's sooo pretty and keeps calling me beloved
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i literally want mashed potatoes and gravy so fucking bad right now
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i wish i had bagels and cream cheese rn...
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