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rickkyyyy

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some crazy good fanfic in my google docs. whatever guy started writing it i hope he finishes it

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sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

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"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

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THE LOST BOYS (1987)

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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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is that a portable cd player in your pants or is your pesis just singing a beautiful song to me

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id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

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i'm getting the computer jpregnant

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came up with a santa carla themed stamp set ^^

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does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

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Oh, Doctor….what’s the matter?

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waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy