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"Love you too."

"Steve, how feminine am I?"

“Depends what you want me to say. If you wanna be feminine, you’re a delicate pretty feminine flower. If not- You’re not.”

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"Steve, how feminine am I?"

"Depends what you want me to say. If you wanna be feminine, you're a delicate pretty feminine flower. If not- You're not."

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"NO."

"The crocodile goes vroom vroom."

“No, Casey. That’s a stereotype.”

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"See? Alligators go vroom vroom. Not crocodiles. Not me. It ain't hard to grasp."

"The crocodile goes vroom vroom."

“No, Casey. That’s a stereotype.”

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"The crocodile goes vroom vroom."

"No, Casey. That's a stereotype."

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Casey kinda just enters the room. He doesn't say anything other than 'daddy' then leaves.

"Wait-" Steve held out his phone. "Come back n' say it again! I wanna record it this time!"

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"Awh, I feel loved n' shit."

@cigxretteashes Congratulations you’ve gotten smooches from your cat boyfriend.

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"I wasn't joking."

You like thigh highs right I can be thigh high

“Oh my lord.” Casey covered his mouth clearly trying not to laugh.

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"Ohhh, right. Want me to talk to it instead?" Steve laughed to himself.

"S t e v e!" Casey yells falling over in front of the crocodile "The s k y is throwing r o c k s at me!!" Okay. He's clearly drunk

“Yep, that’s believable. The sky throws water at me sometimes- It’s kinda rude, but umbrellas are pretty good shields ‘gainst it.” Steve crouched down to the cat before picking him up. He could tell he was drunk- But it was more fun to not mention it. “You might wanna get an umbrella, too.”

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"Yeah, yeah. Love ya too." Steve snorted, "I'm sure if you n' the sky talked it out, though- You'd understand why you're being attacked."

"S t e v e!" Casey yells falling over in front of the crocodile "The s k y is throwing r o c k s at me!!" Okay. He's clearly drunk

“Yep, that’s believable. The sky throws water at me sometimes- It’s kinda rude, but umbrellas are pretty good shields ‘gainst it.” Steve crouched down to the cat before picking him up. He could tell he was drunk- But it was more fun to not mention it. “You might wanna get an umbrella, too.”

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"Oh- You say that like it'll be a challenge." Steve smirked softly.

Have you ever had sex?

“Nope. Sorry to disappoint.”

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"S t e v e!" Casey yells falling over in front of the crocodile "The s k y is throwing r o c k s at me!!" Okay. He's clearly drunk

"Yep, that's believable. The sky throws water at me sometimes- It's kinda rude, but umbrellas are pretty good shields 'gainst it." Steve crouched down to the cat before picking him up. He could tell he was drunk- But it was more fun to not mention it. "You might wanna get an umbrella, too."

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"You could at least please me sometimes." Steve shrugged, "Weekends are preferable."

Have you ever had sex?

“Nope. Sorry to disappoint.”

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"I'm the only one who's disappointed."

Have you ever had sex?

“Nope. Sorry to disappoint.”

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Steve shook his head a little, "Nah, it's cool. It ain't your fault." The crocodile sighed, "Just- Sorry I can't do much more than tell ya it's gonna be okay. 'Cause I know that's gotta sound like a load of crap right now, even if it ain't."

The cat opened the crocodiles window, he was wheezing as if he'd been crying. "Steve? Are you awake?" He said, his voice shaking. "It's Casey."

Steve slowly opened his eyes, glancing over to the window where Casey had entered. He sat up- The cat’s tone being more than enough to tell him that something was wrong. “Hey, yeah- I’m awake.” He mumbled slightly, “What’s goin’ on?”

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"I'll kill 'em bastards one by one if I have to." Steve held him tightly, looking down at the cat as he spoke. "Anythin' to make it stop- Just tell me. If I can do it, I will."

The cat opened the crocodiles window, he was wheezing as if he'd been crying. "Steve? Are you awake?" He said, his voice shaking. "It's Casey."

Steve slowly opened his eyes, glancing over to the window where Casey had entered. He sat up- The cat’s tone being more than enough to tell him that something was wrong. “Hey, yeah- I’m awake.” He mumbled slightly, “What’s goin’ on?”

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"..C'mere." He frowned slightly, quickly wrapping his arms around the other. "Wish I could understand it, I really do- You never deserved all this shit, y'know?" Steve sighed. "I love ya. Remember that. Ain't ever gonna let anything happen."

The cat opened the crocodiles window, he was wheezing as if he'd been crying. "Steve? Are you awake?" He said, his voice shaking. "It's Casey."

Steve slowly opened his eyes, glancing over to the window where Casey had entered. He sat up- The cat’s tone being more than enough to tell him that something was wrong. “Hey, yeah- I’m awake.” He mumbled slightly, “What’s goin’ on?”