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Blorbo projecting stage 1: your traumas

Blorbo projecting stage 100+: they can’t close ziplock bags for the life of them

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i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me

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From an interview with Ursula K Le Guin

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Do you remember what you spent 2020 doing?

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dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism

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Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

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reactionary (lying, knows this is false): children are getting sex change operations in public schools liberal (righteously debunking): this isn't happening for many reasons. parental consent is required and no parent would consent + doctors require years of treatment first + it's not even legal + schools can't afford it + insurance doesn't cover it. trans kids (listening): every adult in the world collaborates to prevent me from making decisions about my body

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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lighthouse study. started in sketchbook and finished in procreate

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working at an escape room will expose you to so many types of guys incapable of using their imaginations or committing to the bit

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it’s not easy being the naked in the window transsexual neighbor but someone has to do it

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yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

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what they dont tell you about being loudly transgender is sooner or later someone will say you helped/were the reason they transitioned and you just have to. sit with that for a while and how wonderful it is that a person can inspire others to take better care of themselves like that. the louder you are the better, you help strangers more than you know

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extremely good trope: injured character sees their own blood on someone else who's otherwise unscathed and gives a concerned "are you hurt?" double points if they're so injured they're barely lucid

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Shoutout to the mutuals who never change their blog theme and shoutout the to mutuals changing it bi weekly