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somewhat virgin olive oil

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press x to kiss his little head

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Nokia 3310/3330

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this thing has been staring at me for 13 years

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anybody want some fucking awesomesauce goldfish

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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i DO NOT care if the electraheart album is satire. in my heart of hearts i AM a primadonna girl. all i ever wanted was the world

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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trying to get disability benefits is less like applying for aid and more like being put on trial for a crime you didn't commit

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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how it feels to know youre being annoying but not being able to stop