greetings I am eleanor or ele (pronounced like ellie but spelled weird) - she/her - 31 - canadian - dashcon 2 ms. frizzle
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thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad
#I notice my current therapist does not ask this#thank goodness lol the one I had before did and given the setting I was unable to do the Pleasant Niceties script#'how are you doing' 'bad actually :('
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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again
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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on
the notorious menstrual cycle:

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Three cool looking species of raptors:
The Harpy Eagle, the Bateleur Eagle and the Bearded Vulture 🦅
Those are some cool looking birds if i say so myself.
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I know everything is shit fucked sixteen ways before lunch time, but it remains a fact that you should not trust anyone who wants you to feel like the whole world hates you all the time. That's a person trying to sell you something, swallow you whole, or bleed you dry. Especially those times when it feels like they're right.
No one wants anything good from you who wants you always feeling scared and hated. They will wear you out and leave you in the bin the second fashions change. Things are extremely high levels of fucked, but you are not hated like that. It's scary and isolating but you are not alone like that. Worst case, come and shiver like a wet dog with me, I won't say anything and we can dry out.
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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
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I love this kitty. I do. Even when she wakes me five minutes before my early alarm by throwing up on my laptop. Oh my god.

And this one is why we can’t have nice things.
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Previous polls have already established that a lot of tumblr users don't want children. This poll asks why.
"body is theoretically capable of bearing children" = you have the body parts required to be pregnant. If you've had a procedure that removes the ability to get pregnant (e.g. tubal ligation, hysterectomy, etc), vote as you would have if you had not had that. If you have other conditions that make you unable to carry a pregnancy, use your best judgement to decide how to vote.
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#there's no 'multiple' option lol#it wouldn't quite be dysphoric (though it might freak me out) but aside from that it's almost the whole list
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#I'd take the mods because there's so much you could do with that (including everything on the list)#but if I had to pick it'd be the hyperspace inventory lol
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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