(21+ / 1991) Welcome to Warlock Watch. My name is Mallory, but Cinna is fine as well. This is my tumblr blog where I share my thoughts, things from my life, and share my love for my different fandoms and things that interest or humor me. Please enjoy your stay!
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he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;
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Grey warden joining ritual got me going insane with the symbolism bro. It's a eucharist. It's a deadly horrible Eucharist taken at the alter of darkness. "This is the body, this is the blood of our God" except the God is old and tainted and now you will be tainted too - it will link you body and soul to a God who is uncaring and whose hoards march the earth. You will join us here at this last supper and it may very well be your last. Drink this; in remeberance of all those who died and will die if you don't. Drink this; and become part of the body of something bigger than yourself, but corrupt from the inside out. I'm going insane man
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car
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How my creative process works sometimes.
Search your soul. You know it to be true.
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Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.
Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.
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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles
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