before covid: wow they quarantined the entire city? sheesh
after covid: they tried. they fucking tried and if the infection hadn’t been a supernatural disease caused by a fucking god it would have worked and oh god they tried
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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
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My brother just posed this question at family dinner
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iykyk-
For example, if you're speaking to a receptionist at a medical practice or calling idk your insurance company
I was going to specify "the first time" but then I realized I'm actually more likely to spell my name automatically if I know they're looking it up in a set of records
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reblog to wash prev's dishes, do their laundry, and take out their trash! <3
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We live in the cursed timeline
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