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Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

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bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

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my look ? going through a hard time

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“cutie” and “babe” are overrated pet names for your significant other. try “leader of thunderclan” or “the fire that saved the clan” instead

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you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

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i was having a baller day until the memories resurfaced

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music I listen to is not necessarily good but I like it the way it is

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

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what is rebloging if not passing the virtual blunt

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Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life